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[FitnessFrenzy]

   
Jay looking totally alpha
 

"Someday Ricky, someday...."  Ricky couldn't help but feel his humors boil while staring at the manstallion in charge of the Axe hair gel booth.  When he snapped back to the real world, he was thumbing the rim of his engorged glans.  "No homo Ricky, no homo... "

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Jay owned on hairstyle..!
he won't recover

[FitnessFrenzy]

2010 BMW 328IX 22000
worth it???   48km  mint condition white on black interior
with 19 inch aftermarket wheels

I think you should get the car!

I bet you will love the exhaust tone, try listening to it while you're in a closed garage. Its breathtaking.

[ismoseppo]

haha i just saw your sig

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Trunks found in Vegas - A missing link?

From CNN 2014-05-20:

"World press has gotten preliminary reports that a hotel maid recently extracted what scientists believe to be Bob Chicerillo's posing trunks from a crevice behind the Ice Machine outside room 7 of the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.

The posing trunks, in the bodybuilding industry also known as "Battle thongs", were found by accident by a working maid who dropped her earring behind the rustic machine that has been out of order because of clogging since the early nineties.

The hotel maid didn't know what treasure she had got ahold of until she showed the finding to the hotel manager, a seasoned "bodybuilding fan" who identified the thong in seconds by the color, texture and, even, odour that had miraculously been presevered in an almost mint condition inside an ice block since circa 1993.

The lead archaeologist Michael Chrichton explains the importance of this find. 'The DNA results are still pending but if found authentic, these trunks may help to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding the inner workings of IFBB contests.'

At this time Mr. Chicerillo has declined to comment."

[Costanza]

^^^^^^^

 

[DroppingPlates]

Name of this girl?

......

Pug nose
Hair extensions
Fake veneer teeth
80's cut off jean jacket
Pirate boots of peace

5/10 would not hit.

Side note* Puerto Ricans have 2 moods. 1: I want your babies inside me 2: Cut your dick off in a jealous rage.

[ismoseppo]

this is a stellar run of posts here

I find it shocking that a so called adult can log onto a computer a can't post more coherently than a baboon with epilepsy could.

You fucking suck at posting and you fuck men.  Gayner.

Your favorite food is nuts.

[liberty]

I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"

Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.

[DroppingPlates]

I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"

Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.

Simply press on 'quote' and then copy-paste it here

[DroppingPlates]

Re: HOLY PALUMBOISM

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Warren Buffet's daily diet

Veggies: Corn on cob, french fries, hash browns.
fruit: banana cream pic, strawberry shortcake.

several cherry cokes a day.
never drinks water.

plenty of mcdonalds.  Lived on McD hamburgers (using coupons) the entire time he visited china.

Dude is obviously abusing the fuck out of aas...Jesus judging by the look of him I'd say at least 5 mg of test E, 1 mg tren (for the grainy look), 2 mg primo, 7 mg deca, 1 Iu gh, and .5 mcg superdrol per fiscal quarter at least... Chugging Cherry Coke by the gallon due to his insulin abuse...Very sad. He must be getting upwards of 10g of protein a day, dude will be on dialysis soon at this pace..


Dead by 125...

Warren is a disciple of the IIFYM/Adonis Principles ideology. A convert from the "I dont care what I look like I shit gold bricks" camp. Plus, when his heart stops working, he'll just buy a new one. Donor waiting lists don't exist for ultra wealthy Oracles.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Cutler was the most overrated bodybuilder of all time. He only won, due to the fact that he had no competiton. He wouldn't have even cracked the top 10, let alone the top 6 in the 1990's. Many say that Yates was overrated, but look who he beat!

Cutler was blocky, with a 50" waist, absolutely NO striations in his upper body and the worst arms in the business, had the soft look, as though he was always in offseason condition. He never imo had the wow factor. Levrone, Yates, Wheeler, Ray, Sonbaty, Coleman, Cormier, Dillett, Demayo, Priest, Clairmonte, Francois, Taylor and even Ruhl, Schlierkamp, Munzer, James, were in another league in their prime. Cutler couldn't shine their shoes. The only competition Cutler had, was an aging and broken down Coleman, Dexter Jackson (a poor man's version of Shawn Ray), Victor Martinez and Melvin Anthony (2 guys who would have both placed outside of the top 10 in the 90's, and Wolf, who was a little more impressive (at times) than Ian Harrison (and we know how he placed in the 90's). Honestly, I wouldn't even put Cutler ahead of guys like Matarazzo or Baker (in their prime).

You must be a real hoot at parties.

[Costanza]

The American Negro is a perpetually underperforming minority which has supplanted the father figure with the state whilst inculcating an incredible sense of entitlement. To make matters worse, the American Negro engages in an absurd amount of crime as it suckles upon the governmental teat.

Further, the American Negro tragically upholds a tapestry of Bronze Age mythology (literally) whipped into it by its former masters as a desperate means of escaping its tragic lot in life by retreating into the ideational realm, pretending that a text obsessed with shell fish avoidance behavior and eternal torture is the product of the creator of the universe and worth basing one's life upon.

The American Negro is reason 1002 why America is "done". I've gone a long way in changing this sobering fact with my inventive entrepreneurial ventures; what have you done to help, sir?

[wes]

Wait wes, are you implying that wolfox leans backwards against the open bars of the gorilla cage wearing banana flavored underpants while he pretends to check the zoo map?

[DroppingPlates]

Would u hit it?

Incest is best!

...Put your sister to the test!

[DroppingPlates]

Re: 2014 Arnold Classic Brazil - Competitor Lists and more

Roelly Winklaar

[Roger Bacon]

From Uncle Joon:

rofl... is this for real?

[DroppingPlates]

I need some mentoring here guys.

I'm having a real problem accepting American women and their multitude of moral, ethical and personality flaws. I know I'm not perfect by any means. But I do try to lead a righteous lifestyle. And I follow dietary laws of Bible (no pork, no seafood without scales, no non-split hove animal with doesn't chew its cud) and most importantly following the Ten Commandments. Nothing unreasonable.

Perhaps it's because I'm older and tolerate much less than I would 10 years ago, but it seems as of over the last year, I'll date and leave a woman really fast if it doesn't go my way. I find this to be a troubling trend. I don't think what I'm asking for is unreasonable, perhaps I need to hang out in Churches? It's getting quiet frustrating and I'm starting to feel guilty about it. Yes, I am a beautiful man with glasses. I've always been able to get 8s and up (except when I went through my fat, depressed stage). But it is no longer just about looks. I must be able to tolerate living with this woman. She must live by the same principles, she must be Hebrew, she should be classy, she should have domestic skills or be willing to learn. No children preferred but I'll accept her having 1 little Hebrew, but that's it. She must work.

The bad part in all this is I could pull ass all day especially with me in decent shape but I don't want just empty fornication. I'm done with that. I want something real, but I'm not settling. I think I may have to find a Hebrew female from another country or I should move outta Vegas because I think it's jaded me. We are notorious for having wack ass broads.

Ahhhhh. That felt good to get out. Thanks for listening.

First, lose this "Hebrew" bullshit and the delusion that you're a "beautiful man with glasses."  Last I saw, you were a pretty fat black fellow. 

If you're a Jew, well, Shalom.  If you're not, as I said, the revisionist history crap doesn't endear you to anyone, women alike.  As I've told you before, the notion that black people ruled the world until 2-3 centuries ago, then fumbled all of the marbles is a self-defeating testament to "mighty blackie." 

If I need to explain why, you'll have to try harder indeed to disappoint me; suffice to say, for history to have revised itself so profoundly, so dramatically across the entire globe (the North Americas, Europe, Asia, the greater Russian territories) would entail some SERIOUS white-on-black ass-kicking. 

... Just how did that happen, particularly if "black Hebrews" are "God's chosen people"?

Kibbitzing aside, you don't have a problem with American women.  They have a problem with YOU and your crazy ideas.

My advice?  Get in shape, stop spouting quite so much bullshit to everyone around you (remember, a bar is NOT Getbig) and just relax. 

... and if that doesn't work, order a call girl.  She won't give a flying fuck about Hebrews, aliens, your false prediction of the world's end in 2012 or any other such thing.  All she'll care about is how much you'll pay her for a blowjob.

Have fun with that.

[Roger Bacon]

Anyone else see thr resemblance?

The likeness is uncanny, this can't be a coincidence?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Franklin:




Michael:




Trevor:

[wes]

^^^ Good stuff ! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Oldie but funny:

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this thread is pretty funny:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=515060.0