The James Gandolfini thread is a perfect example. People acting foolish writing bittersweet eulogies and acting like you knew him. REALITY: you didn't know him and he wouldn't have given 2 fucks if you died. To celebrities, you are the knuckleheads who pester them for autographs while they are trying to dine at restaurants. You are the simpletons who run up to them telling them how much their shows and movies have meant to your life. In short, celebrities DON'T LIKE YOU. So you can pull your tongue out of their cold dead assholes.