Author Topic: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham? (Read 24240 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 08, 2013, 03:56:46 PM »

You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.

arce1988 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2013, 03:57:58 PM »

arce1988 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2013, 03:58:55 PM »

Rudee · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:03:51 PM »

This is an example of a dude who doesnt have a good shaped head for the bald look.

Abacab · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:09:24 PM »

The OG reference standard.

arce1988 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:10:26 PM »

_bruce_ · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:20:31 PM »

Shaved head looks like shit most of the time so the victims of hairlossiosis have to play it cool and voila - they're a celebrity because of their unpleasant appearance.
People with a nice head and a thick neck can look cool.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:45:36 PM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on July 08, 2013, 04:20:31 PM

Shaved head looks like shit most of the time so the victims of hairlossiosis have to play it cool and voila - they're a celebrity because of their unpleasant appearance.
People with a nice head and a thick neck can look cool.

& they would kill to have their hair back !.

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on July 08, 2013, 04:45:36 PM

& they would kill to have their hair back !.

Exactly.

It accounts for the massive amount of money spent on hair loss treatments.

Sucks to be them...hahahahahaha!

arce1988 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:05:49 PM »

arce1988 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:06:38 PM »

arce1988 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:07:24 PM »

arce1988 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:08:22 PM »

arce1988 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:11:23 PM »

The True Adonis · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:18:15 PM »

Mark Wahlberg has the worst hair of anyone. It looks like someone took a shit on his head. His wrinkled brow does not match his fake hair whatsoever. I can`t take him seriously with that hair of his.

arce1988 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:22:06 PM »

The True Adonis · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:23:42 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAA who is he fooling

MikMaq · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:37:59 PM »

What makes it more foolish is that his brother was bald as shit young, genetics that bad cannot be skipped.

njflex · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:45:59 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on July 08, 2013, 07:08:22 PM

entire career was saved ,,instead of playing the best friend or the 3rd friend the funny ,angry one ,,he got top billing on enterouge,,at one point he did episode of seinfeld the one where they cast the jerry show on the jerry show.piven read for the costanza part and got it,,,

Quickerblade · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:58:11 PM »

please add Stallone

Viking11 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:26:30 PM »

Hairpiece of peace...

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:28:04 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 08, 2013, 03:56:46 PM

You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.

Cause sometimes you don't have a choice in the matter.

Psychopath · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:40:11 PM »

I've been blessed with a nice shaped cranium, that is heading for the classic toilet bowl territory within the coming 10yrs.

I have no fear, hookers don't care about my hair, only my money.

spotter · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:00:44 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 08, 2013, 03:56:46 PM

You always hear guys saying they are going for the Statham look, yet Statham is one of the only ones Ive seen pull it off, then they might bust out a Bruce willis looks good bald,then possibly a vin diesel,the rock , finished with a Patrick Stewart, then the conversation goes silent.99.9% look worse than before.

Include Mike O'Hearn......

Desolate · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2013, 05:20:43 AM »

WTF?

Author Topic: Why does every shaven headed guy think they look like Jason Statham? (Read 24240 times)

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