angered - ex has new bf she met on saturday

[The Abdominal Snoman]

1 billion are underage.
1 billion are overage.
That leaves 2 billion.
1 billion of those are married, taken etc.
Now there's 1 billion left.
0.5 billion are undatable to to various reasons such as ugly, fat, diseased.
That leaves 0.5 billion.
10% of those are lesbians.
Now we are down to 0.45 billion
Half of those will not look twice at you.
So there's 0.225 left to date. 225 million. Still not to bad.
This 225 million are distributed across the world.
The US has 10 million of those dateable women.
5 million of those are marriage material.
2.5 million will divorce you are take your house leaving you to pay child support.
The other 2.5 million will cheat on you while you are at work.

lolz

[Parker]

she's 5'5 160. i'm 5'10 on sauce. I don't know his height cuz he was sitting but his width destroys mine. can't change bone structure you know.

Unless she's a sista (and even then) 5'5 160 is on the chub-chub side.

[f450]

1 billion are underage.
1 billion are overage.
That leaves 2 billion.
1 billion of those are married, taken etc.
Now there's 1 billion left.
0.5 billion are undatable to to various reasons such as ugly, fat, diseased.
That leaves 0.5 billion.
10% of those are lesbians.
Now we are down to 0.45 billion
Half of those will not look twice at you.
So there's 0.225 left to date. 225 million. Still not to bad.
This 225 million are distributed across the world.
The US has 10 million of those dateable women.
5 million of those are marriage material.
2.5 million will divorce you are take your house leaving you to pay child support.
The other 2.5 million will cheat on you while you are at work.

awesome 

[DroppingPlates]

Post her pussy shots, email address, cell phone number, and Facebook account here....

Only an impulsive moron would do this

[Quickerblade]

post her number baby, leave it to us.

[HockeyFightFan]

Only an impulsive moron would do this

Don't sell the fucking pathetic beta short....

[doison]

When I was 19, my girlfriend at the time and I had what we called "a little break" from our one year relationship.   We hadn't seen each other in a couple weeks, and it seemed life forever.   One Saturday evening my friends and I went to Denny's for a burger and shake after an evening at the Rollercade.   I saw my girlfriend amongst a group of people sitting at a table in the back of Denny's.   This dude I had never seen before had his arm around her.  I remember my heart pounding inside my chest.  I was furious.  I pretended to not see them, and my friends were trying to talk to me to get me to relax, and enjoy my food.   About 15 minutes later here and the group of people she was with got up and walked up to the cashier to pay.   She noticed me, and immediately looked away.  The guy was holding her hand at the time, but didn't know who I was.   They paid, and walked out the door.  I jumped up from my seat, ran out the door behind them and sucker punched the guy right square on the side of his face.  He fell to the ground like a sack of wet cement.  My girlfriend screamed at me.  I gave the guy (who was still on the ground wincing in pain) a hard kick to the ribs, and then went back inside Denny's.  I basically went into a jealous rage of sorts.   But here's the thing... That guy I ended up sucker punching, turned out to be one of the nicest people I had ever met.  (we later talked about this incident many years later).   He was a religious guy, a person who would never harm a fly.  He ended up getting married to another woman several years later, and had several kids.   A couple of decades later, he still stops and says hello if he bumps into me around town.  In fact, last saw him at the Home Depot this past spring.  Just the nicest, friendliest guy ever. I felt so bad about beating him up because of my jealousy.  

I wouldn't call throwing a sucker punch from behind at a guy who had know clue who you were "beating him up."  

I hope you didn't drop your purse throwing that punch considering it didn't even knock him out.  

[POB]

I wouldn't call throwing a sucker punch from behind at a guy who had know clue who you were "beating him up."  

I hope you didn't drop your purse throwing that punch considering it didn't even knock him out.  

X2, prob didnt hit you back cause he felt bad he had been horse cocken your girl most of your relationship with her...

[mogulgangi]

She texts me a pic of them together and says she's in love (jesus christ she met on saturday), and that her parents already like him better than me (good).

This guy looks biggger muscles than me. Has more money. Has better everything.

All I got is not being with her. How could she possibly upgrade? 5'5 160lbs now and a world of warcraft addict. I'm 5'10 or so and take steroids. How did I lose?

Now she obv sent that to anger me into trying to win her back, all she accomplished was getting to decide to never drink alcohol again and up my doses of everything and increase workout intensity.

I can't go out like this. Being the one who threw her away I should be excelling, except all I did was go lax.

I'mma smoke 5 joints tonight and with the help of this thread throw together a strategic gameplan to get my life right.  

Get yourself 2 good hookers and you'll forget her temporarily...guaranteed ..trust me..then take test and tren..go on plentyoffish and send off a million messages..make sure you take good photos..thereafter sign up to match.com..blast those bitches..post fotos of you with a different bitch every week on Facebook..this will kill her.by then your confidence will be so high from so much ass and anal she will be begging you to come back ..the high confidence itself gets you pussy..her friends will notice all the different bitches in facebook that you will become a conversation every time because she sees how easy it is for you to get pussy...her friends will then want you....jealousy card is the best card against women..but you won't go back, because you be slaying until you get tired and you chose to go back with her because you are tired of banging random pussy...you call the shots now

[Rudee]

Confirmation that you're a backstabbing piece of shit...

Your post clearly indicates you don't understand the meaning of 'backstabbing'.    Idiot.

[Rudee]

I wouldn't call throwing a sucker punch from behind at a guy who had know clue who you were "beating him up."  

I hope you didn't drop your purse throwing that punch considering it didn't even knock him out.  

knock out punches are punches that land on the jaw, you idiot.  A punch to the side of the head will rarely knock a person out.  Will likely knock them down though.

[flinstones1]

I know one thing- no ex gf would ever DARE have the nerve to insult me, let alone send a picture to me with another guy. You know your a bad muthafucka when your ex gf still cares about what you think of her so much so to the point where she still feels the need to hide the fact that theres someone else lol.  The fact that she sends a picture of her and her new bf tells you that she hates your guts, and you were probably a needly little bitch anyways.  she wanted a real man and now she found one, good for her...

[doison]

knock out punches are punches that land on the jaw, you idiot.  A punch to the side of the head will rarely knock a person out.  Will likely knock them down though.

So you're an expert on sucker punches?

[BigAnt]

Bro. I'm not going to tell you to just forget it or fuck a bunch of other girls. You need to redirect your energy towards something else. Tell her not to contact you any longer.  Do not try to compare yourself to the other guy. C unts make decisions based on no rhyme or reason. You will drive yourself crazy trying to figure it out and you'll never get it right.

Move on. I don't want to hear you act like a bitch over this anymore. You wasted your only act like a bitch card, now you're out. But hey, I lost mine too when my ex and I split up and I certainly went through a period of bitch behavior. When I came out of it, I was a much better person.

Good luck brah

 

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[flinstones1]

wiggs good stuff

[cswol]

Bro where do you live, there's tons of hot chicks out in the world, no use in bein caught up on some skank, your life is about you, you come first, don't ever give a bitch the satisfaction of controlling your mind! Man up!

[rooseveltdunn]

delete her number, tell her to delete yours, focus on yourself for a while and be selfish, she is someone you used to know, she does not need to continue to influence your emotions now, she is a stranger, treat her as such, in 6 months you will look back at this and be glad you did.

[Primemuscle]

She texts me a pic of them together and says she's in love (jesus christ she met on saturday), and that her parents already like him better than me (good).

This guy looks biggger muscles than me. Has more money. Has better everything.

All I got is not being with her. How could she possibly upgrade? 5'5 160lbs now and a world of warcraft addict. I'm 5'10 or so and take steroids. How did I lose?

Now she obv sent that to anger me into trying to win her back, all she accomplished was getting to decide to never drink alcohol again and up my doses of everything and increase workout intensity.

I can't go out like this. Being the one who threw her away I should be excelling, except all I did was go lax.

I'mma smoke 5 joints tonight and with the help of this thread throw together a strategic gameplan to get my life right. 

The 5 joints should put you on the road to success.

[flinstones1]

Get yourself 2 good hookers and you'll forget her temporarily...guaranteed ..trust me..then take test and tren..go on plentyoffish and send off a million messages..make sure you take good photos..thereafter sign up to match.com..blast those bitches..post fotos of you with a different bitch every week on Facebook..this will kill her.by then your confidence will be so high from so much ass and anal she will be begging you to come back ..the high confidence itself gets you pussy..her friends will notice all the different bitches in facebook that you will become a conversation every time because she sees how easy it is for you to get pussy...her friends will then want you....jealousy card is the best card against women..but you won't go back, because you be slaying until you get tired and you chose to go back with her because you are tired of banging random pussy...you call the shots now

way i look at it is If you  CAN get in her pants in the first  three dates, she's probably  a whore anyways...this is one of the reasons i think online dating fucking sucks waste of time and cash. .club and gym are my go 2's. bitch is drunk already (mission accomplished) ...online dating is shit-  use it sparingly (in between jack off sessions while u post on gb in the winter months)

[Z Father]

knock out punches are punches that land on the jaw, you idiot.  A punch to the side of the head will rarely knock a person out.  Will likely knock them down though.

Speak for yourself, you Lesbian.  If i punch a fool on the shoulder he's going to sleep

[missile]

All I got is not being with her. How could she possibly upgrade? 5'5 160lbs now and a world of warcraft addict. I'm 5'10 or so and take steroids. How did I lose?

Now she obv sent that to anger me into trying to win her back, all she accomplished was getting to decide to never drink alcohol again and up my doses of everything and increase workout intensity.

I can't go out like this. Being the one who threw her away I should be excelling, except all I did was go lax.

I'mma smoke 5 joints tonight and with the help of this thread throw together a strategic gameplan to get my life right. 

Because steroid users are losers.  Because dope addicts are losers.  Hope that helps.

[DroppingPlates]

Because steroid users are losers.  Because dope addicts are losers.  Hope that helps.

Don't you have anything to contribute, other than your steroid related meltdowns?

[Henda]

You should be far to busy out with your mates in pubs and clubs and fucking anything with a c unt to worry about your ex.
Time spent moping around thinking of her is a waste of precious time that you could be out enjoying life.
Fuck your ex.

[BigCyp]

Speak for yourself, you Lesbian.  If i punch a fool on the shoulder he's going to sleep

Lol you got that account approved then Groink 

[CalvinH]

Right now she is struggling to accept his huge cock..but it makes her so horny she doesn't care, she is his whore.