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"I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," (GTR?)
« on: July 17, 2013, 01:12:29 PM »

"I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer
   
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Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?”

Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristina Michelle Brown following her bizarre confrontation Monday afternoon with 72-year-old Elmer Morrison. The 23-year-old Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony, and booked into jail, where she is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, Morrison told a cop that Brown had been standing at the fence between their houses yelling, “Come outside I know you are in there.” With a small pocket knife in hand, Brown then repeatedly asked, “Do you wanna die?”

When police questioned Brown, she explained she was upset with Morrison “because of what he did to me.” When a cop asked what he did to her, she replied, “Because everyone knows.” She then said, “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

A puzzled cop asked Brown (pictured above) what role Morrison had in the cat sex. She replied that her next-door neighbor had “no connection” to the act, saying that she was “just mad because everyone knows.”

Investigators reported that Brown said Morrison “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.”

In an interview, Morrison, a retired salesman, was incredulous when told of Brown’s statements to police. “This is news to me,” Morrison said, adding that he had little interaction with Brown, who has lived next to him (along with assorted family members, cats, and dogs) for several years.

Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.

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Re: "I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," (GTR?)
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 01:21:11 PM »
How can you have sex with a cat?

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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 01:22:37 PM »
How can you have sex with a cat?

I have no idea - but the chick looks really fucked up

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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 01:26:26 PM »
How can you have sex with a cat?
There was a incident in MD...this woman was wondering what was up with her cat. Well, she heard her boyfriend on the baby monitor one day talking dirty to her cat, and then heard the cat screaming. The cat had to be put down, due to broken ribs, kidneys and other internal/anal injuries...it was a male cat...

And the dude's girlfriend was hot...

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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 04:02:41 PM »
Damn, that poor car.
;D "r" and "t" are right next to each other on the Eye-phone...
A coincidental Freudian slip?

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 04:03:07 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2013, 04:31:49 PM »
Meth. A girk I was using with basically did the same thing, screamed at someone about a conversation she thought she had heard, but that the person never had. She imagindd the whole thing and then was screaming and threatening the dude.

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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2013, 04:59:43 PM »
some people are so lonely and rejected they mistake pets for human beings.

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2013, 05:01:33 PM »
Red Rocket!

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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 08:27:25 PM »
Sounds funky.
I used to have a male Weimaraner that would lick up my cum after I nutted on my gf's abdomen or my abs when I pulled out having had intercourse.  The dog seemed to enjoy it. I thought that the Weimie was probably gay or something... The dog always swallowed too. :P

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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2013, 09:05:46 PM »
How can you have sex with a cat?

She just grinded their pussies against each other.

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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2013, 07:00:38 AM »
Sounds funky.
I used to have a male Weimaraner that would lick up my cum after I nutted on my gf's abdomen or my abs when I pulled out having had intercourse.  The dog seemed to enjoy it. I thought that the Weimie was probably gay or something... The dog always swallowed too. :P

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the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


as long as a gun isn't put in my face I wont be putting a gun in anyone elses. take that and apply it universally. simultaneously. but at different moments in time.  so have patience for others to catch up. but once I apply it I think ill likely make it to that place of peace. but without sincere tolerance and love for that which otherwise has caused us to desire and maybe become monstrous in our behaviors, despite possible malcontent about the state of things in general, I don't see any possible change but instead eternal stagnation for only me, and also in relation to me everyone else at the same time.

patience, love, and don't get mad at the neighbors for putting down some good ole love making on the cat if the cat was beggin for the nasty and kept beggin for more while getting it. when there is consent and desire on the sides of the affected parties to some behavior, even if that behavior disgusts you and could possibly result in trauma to one or more of the parties affected, I think you woulb still be unlikely to find evidence of trauma in any of them.

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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2013, 07:02:14 AM »
the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2013, 07:11:19 AM »
the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.



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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2013, 07:13:59 AM »
the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


as long as a gun isn't put in my face I wont be putting a gun in anyone elses. take that and apply it universally. simultaneously. but at different moments in time.  so have patience for others to catch up. but once I apply it I think ill likely make it to that place of peace. but without sincere tolerance and love for that which otherwise has caused us to desire and maybe become monstrous in our behaviors, despite possible malcontent about the state of things in general, I don't see any possible change but instead eternal stagnation for only me, and also in relation to me everyone else at the same time.

patience, love, and don't get mad at the neighbors for putting down some good ole love making on the cat if the cat was beggin for the nasty and kept beggin for more while getting it. when there is consent and desire on the sides of the affected parties to some behavior, even if that behavior disgusts you and could possibly result in trauma to one or more of the parties affected, I think you woulb still be unlikely to find evidence of trauma in any of them.

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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2013, 08:23:28 AM »
Shut up fuckface.  And stop molesting animals while you're at it.

the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


as long as a gun isn't put in my face I wont be putting a gun in anyone elses. take that and apply it universally. simultaneously. but at different moments in time.  so have patience for others to catch up. but once I apply it I think ill likely make it to that place of peace. but without sincere tolerance and love for that which otherwise has caused us to desire and maybe become monstrous in our behaviors, despite possible malcontent about the state of things in general, I don't see any possible change but instead eternal stagnation for only me, and also in relation to me everyone else at the same time.

patience, love, and don't get mad at the neighbors for putting down some good ole love making on the cat if the cat was beggin for the nasty and kept beggin for more while getting it. when there is consent and desire on the sides of the affected parties to some behavior, even if that behavior disgusts you and could possibly result in trauma to one or more of the parties affected, I think you woulb still be unlikely to find evidence of trauma in any of them.

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2013, 08:35:24 AM »
the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


as long as a gun isn't put in my face I wont be putting a gun in anyone elses. take that and apply it universally. simultaneously. but at different moments in time.  so have patience for others to catch up. but once I apply it I think ill likely make it to that place of peace. but without sincere tolerance and love for that which otherwise has caused us to desire and maybe become monstrous in our behaviors, despite possible malcontent about the state of things in general, I don't see any possible change but instead eternal stagnation for only me, and also in relation to me everyone else at the same time.

patience, love, and don't get mad at the neighbors for putting down some good ole love making on the cat if the cat was beggin for the nasty and kept beggin for more while getting it. when there is consent and desire on the sides of the affected parties to some behavior, even if that behavior disgusts you and could possibly result in trauma to one or more of the parties affected, I think you woulb still be unlikely to find evidence of trauma in any of them.

please explain to me how a cat can "ask" you to have sex with him.
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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2013, 08:41:33 AM »
please explain to me how a cat can "ask" you to have sex with him.

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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2013, 09:18:54 AM »
How can you have sex with a cat?

Pretty much the same as you do with a chicken

Much easier if you pull out their nails first

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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 09:20:57 AM »
please explain to me how a cat can "ask" you to have sex with him.

No meaow means yes.

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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 10:21:25 AM »
I didn't read all this what was said here?

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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2013, 10:23:29 AM »
I didn't read all this what was said here?

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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2013, 10:27:17 AM »
the bit about a guy torturing a cat and it resulting in the death (murder)  of the cat he tortured (to death) {sexually tortured to death} ---   wow....  seriously fucked up, gut wrenching.  I find it distasteful cruel ignorant and probably deserving of whatever punishment people give it.


but like you said, if no one is getting hurt, no one is getting hurt.  plus, even if every animal was inescapably going to be traumatized no matter how much they might have thought they wanted or really did want to sex with a human, on a scale of moral infringements killing an organism like a cat isn't really that different than killing an organism like a starfish. when you start to connect the dots you really start to feel like eating anything is a nasty, vile, cruel thing to do. but who is willing to accept starvation instead of killing some organisms that don't appear to have the same level of abilities and understanding as we do? im being a devils advocate in that last regard. of course I prefer a world where life doesn't require the consumption of itself for growth to occur. maybe we can have better. if god exists lets throw a fit by living as if things need to be put in stone by him in order for us to know right and wrong. then we will really get what we want. the guy who made it so we have to eat eachother coming in to convince us that we really agreed with him the whole time and never actually felt anything was wrong but instead see supreme wisdom in it. eventually at least. haha well not everybody likes to think these things all the way through. and I would like to take this issue and others to somebody who can change it. if I cant, ill try to feel good no matter what and actively encourage others to feel good and resist vengeful, oppressive, controlling, demanding, deceiving, discriminating, judging, resenting, and selfish behaviors by setting an example as such.


as long as a gun isn't put in my face I wont be putting a gun in anyone elses. take that and apply it universally. simultaneously. but at different moments in time.  so have patience for others to catch up. but once I apply it I think ill likely make it to that place of peace. but without sincere tolerance and love for that which otherwise has caused us to desire and maybe become monstrous in our behaviors, despite possible malcontent about the state of things in general, I don't see any possible change but instead eternal stagnation for only me, and also in relation to me everyone else at the same time.

patience, love, and don't get mad at the neighbors for putting down some good ole love making on the cat if the cat was beggin for the nasty and kept beggin for more while getting it. when there is consent and desire on the sides of the affected parties to some behavior, even if that behavior disgusts you and could possibly result in trauma to one or more of the parties affected, I think you woulb still be unlikely to find evidence of trauma in any of them.


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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2013, 10:33:09 AM »

In before Hillary declares right to marry a cat a basic human right.
And accuses Putin for repressing peoples natural urge to have sex with cats.