His wife looks so much better...Carlos Danger, I am ashamed of you.
sure, wife looks hot - BUT she might be frigid. not a freak. Gold-digger. Phony, high-maintenance, obnoxious.
Most dudes would choose a freaky, fun 7 over a frigid, rude 9 any day.
not saying wiener's sexting buddy was a 7 lol...