There needs to be a few more categories.
This^^^
Biggest Schmoe
Most Juice but claim natural
Biggest non responder to steroids
Worst midsection
smallest arms
Biggest arms
Most likely to use PMMA/SEO oil
Worst Guru
Shortest manlet
Greatest mugshot
Ugliest mug
Most likely to engage in Scat
Worst Boobjob
Worst hairpiece