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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2013, 02:54:30 PM »
"this some bull..."

"what would Bear Grylz do"

"maybe if i jump on his back ill be cool... he aint gonna risk biting himself"

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #51 on: August 02, 2013, 02:57:32 PM »
yup. I had to post this aha.

interesting if we could get a thread on lions too, specifically the ghost and the darkness. those two apparently killed what 300 people? two lions alone...wiped out a whole community
Paramount Pictures had a show called "Wild Things". This was back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Think of it as Nat Geo "live". Well, this herp had gotten wind of a huge, and so mean huge reticulated python in Indonesia (I believe) that was eating dogs and children. And it lived in a cave. Well they went to the cave, and they caught 2 15 footers. And then they hear screaming, outside the cave was this HUGE reticulated python that was "coming home". It was dropping down into the cave and looked like a tree trunk.  They tried to catch it. And it wrapped around the herp, and they had to beat the coils, for it to release him. I remember him out off breath saying, "We are going to measure it and then release it.", it was 24-26 feet long. Thing was monstrous.

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2013, 04:29:10 PM »
At Singapore airport in glass cabinet was very long skeleton of local piton with a horse size head  :P
Don't know if is still on show.

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2013, 04:48:21 PM »
Paramount Pictures had a show called "Wild Things". This was back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Think of it as Nat Geo "live". Well, this herp had gotten wind of a huge, and so mean huge reticulated python in Indonesia (I believe) that was eating dogs and children. And it lived in a cave. Well they went to the cave, and they caught 2 15 footers. And then they hear screaming, outside the cave was this HUGE reticulated python that was "coming home". It was dropping down into the cave and looked like a tree trunk.  They tried to catch it. And it wrapped around the herp, and they had to beat the coils, for it to release him. I remember him out off breath saying, "We are going to measure it and then release it.", it was 24-26 feet long. Thing was monstrous.

Imagine the ones that have never been seen...35-40 feet?

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2013, 09:22:47 PM »
I would be dreaming because that's not a boat I'd be in ;D

I once watched a giant (12' +) hammerhead shark in clear water play around with a half-eaten 100lb tarpon and I was stunned for the first 20-30 seconds. I'd imagine the same thing would happen next to the snake.

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2013, 01:22:55 AM »
i would think it was my big cok getting out of my pants to cool itself in the water :-X

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2013, 02:31:39 AM »
i would think it was my big cok getting out of my pants to cool itself in the water :-X

Can yours muslim mother confirm that  ;D

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2013, 02:33:25 AM »
What would Big Mike Cox think, something like "Raw, no condom, no pulling out!" ?

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2013, 02:48:15 AM »
What would be your first thoughts?


that i'm gonna flood the market via ebay and amazon with snakeskin wallets and belts. ;)

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2013, 02:37:06 PM »
Explaining how a Boa Constrictor kills, by using himself as an example

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2013, 02:47:08 PM »
This guy is pretty Zen..

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2013, 02:51:17 PM »
This guy is pretty Zen..
Now had he tried that with a 10-15' anaconda...he'd be dead.

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2013, 03:01:45 PM »
Now had he tried that with a 10-15 anaconda...he'd be dead.

LOL, for sure!
But, being confident and experienced, or not, we all know what happened to Steve Irwin..

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2013, 06:55:43 PM »
Anaconda eating (or regurgitating) a cow or calf.
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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2013, 08:36:07 PM »
Explaining how a Boa Constrictor kills, by using himself as an example


natural selection ;)

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2013, 09:46:05 PM »
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

has this happened before?

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2013, 05:22:06 AM »
What would be your first thoughts?



Holy fuck, I'd speed up the river and get the fuck outthere ASAP.....this beast is Formidable

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2013, 08:06:52 AM »

Holy fuck, I'd speed up the river and get the fuck outthere ASAP.....this beast is Formidable

That's about the dumbest thing you can do..

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2013, 11:23:51 AM »
That's about the dumbest thing you can do..

see i think jumping on his back would work....as the snake monster wont risk biting his own body...
but thats just how alphas handle shit..

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2013, 11:08:54 PM »
see i think jumping on his back would work....as the snake monster wont risk biting his own body...
but thats just how alphas handle shit..

LOL yeah, that must be option D
RIP & PIP in advance, alpha bro

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2013, 11:14:47 PM »
I would never visit any country where snakes longer than 10 feet were just hanging out.


In FL, we have gators, but you know where they are, you don't go there, and you usually don't have a problem. 

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2013, 06:18:28 AM »
I'd just give a shout to the other boat and let Suckmymuscle and Fat Panda handle the situation.

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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2013, 06:27:37 AM »
I would never visit any country where snakes longer than 10 feet were just hanging out.


In FL, we have gators, but you know where they are, you don't go there, and you usually don't have a problem. 


you got huge fuckig python running around s in the everglades bro!
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Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2014, 06:18:06 PM »

you got huge fuckig python running around s in the everglades bro!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11195975

Snake slithers on to pizza menu

Alligator and frog have long been on the menu in Florida, but a new delicacy has slithered its way onto dinner plates in the US state.

A pizzeria now offers Burmese python meat on what it calls the Everglades Pizza - named for Florida's vast national park, where the snakes are being hunted to protect the nature preserve.

"It was just to create talk about the shop and being creative, and this thing literally just went viral," says Evan Daniell, the owner of Evan's Neighbourhood Pizza in Fort Myers.

"People talk about it all the time and whether it's negative or positive, it really doesn't matter because the fact is, we can make it and it's delicious."

So, the big question is, what does it taste like?

"It's good but a little chewy," says Mike, a tourist taking the python plunge from Minnesota.

 

"It tastes like chicken but chewier," his wife Becky adds.

Daniell admits that python meat "can be gamier."

The chef tenderises the slabs of snake meat by marinating them for several hours. They are then sliced thinly into what he calls "snake slivers".

Before laying it onto the pizza, making sure "each slice has a piece of python," Daniell pre-cooks the snake in the oven for a few minutes.

"There is some pink into the snake, and as it turns white, it will be done," he explains.

The Everglades pizza certainly has its fans, despite its steep price tag of US$45.

Daniell's friend Mike Gookin says he came up with the idea of using the snake meat to spice up pizzas after seeing a news report on the python problem in the Everglades.

The pizza also features alligator sausage and frog legs. Both are native to southern Florida. The pythons are not, but they are everywhere.

"There could be thousands or tens of thousands of Burmese pythons in the wild here," explains Roberto Torres, a field officer with The Nature Conservancy.

The snakes can measure up to six-metres long and they are believed to have made the Everglades their home after being released by their owners.

"They get them as pets and when they get too big, they release them here," Torres says.

Burmese pythons have no known predator in Florida, so they sit atop the food chain in their new home. As a result, environmental experts such as Torres fear their presence could end up threatening biodiversity in the Everglades.

"It's a perfect habitat for the snake - it's wet, there is plenty of food," Torres says.

"They'll eat anything they can catch - birds, fish, mammals, cats, dogs."

To raise awareness about the python invasion, chefs in Miami have held several events with python on the menu along with other non-native species.

But current food safety regulations do not allow the invasive snakes captured in Florida to be slaughtered and processed regularly to be sold in restaurants.

As a result, Daniell's python meat is not local.

"I buy it frozen from a wholesaler who imports farmed python from Vietnam," the restaurateur explains.