strike 1 - wearing those sunglasses inside... retarded jersey shore/party boy sunglasses, at that.
strike 2 - wearing leather bracelets (like dave palumbo wears.. ugh...)... leather bracelets are for Archery competitors.
strike 3 - wearing stupid looking chains/necklaces. you're a man. simple chain, at most, maybe with a religious thing (cross, Buddha, om, wedding ring or something...)
strike 4 - wearing a cheap, oversize watch. Unless it's a 50mm Uboat or even a 65mm Panerai (they'd have to steal it from Stallone), don't go over 45mm.
strike 5 - faux hawk/zyzzz/trendy haircuts.
strike 6 - having a camera follow you around and refer to yourself as a 'freak' in bbing terms. that's like calling yourself incredibly handsome.