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arce1988

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Humans
« on: August 03, 2013, 02:18:14 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-489653/Human-race-split-different-species.html



The report claims that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall, and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features, will be driven by indicators of health, youth, and fertility, that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices, and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth, hairless skin, large eyes, and pert breasts, according to Curry.

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Re: Humans
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 06:34:36 PM »
This reads like present-day social commentary dressed up as "science". Niall is good for that crap.

The world will indeed bifurcate into two distinct species: "human", who will look remarkably like us and "British Subject" who will have a similar structure and really shitty teeth.

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Re: Humans
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 06:36:59 PM »
Very odd picture

Are they saying Alex23 (Nr 4) and George St Pierre (Nr 5) were our ancestors? :D

Are we ending up like Danny DeVito??  (Nr 8 )

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Re: Humans
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 06:44:57 PM »
why would humans regress? physically maybe, but mentally we may be far better...

secondly, the author never read the book. the Eloi were not intelligent, they were childlike and had no ability to be self sufficient.  the morlocks had engineering skills that maintained an underground society, and they kept the eloi alive, clothed, and fed through their efforts - in order to use them as a food source.

yet another retard who has watched too much sci fi and thinks that is reality (like all the assholes who started Matrix-esque conspiracies after that movie, or Da Vinci code fanatics)

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Re: Humans
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 09:45:52 PM »
 :D ;D

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Re: Humans
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2013, 12:41:37 AM »
Humans are fucked. Someone said(i forgot who) that being stupid isn't nearly as fatal as it once was. So true and so bad for the evolution of humans. And in my opinion we won't be on earth long enough to evolve much further. Nuclear bombs are out there. They will go off sometime.It happened to japan. It can happen again. It's the only end game unless we have some wild belief peace will come about or that someone won't reach for them.

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Re: Humans
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Re: Humans
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2013, 02:37:52 AM »
What a bunch of bullshit about the length of male genitals and the shape of female breasts 987 years into the future...