The Dexter Jackson Classic contest

[LurkerNoMore]

Went to this last weekend (been traveling so couldn't post)...  what a mess.

Ben P showed up at 300lbs and looking like a gigantic beer keg with limbs.  (good calves though), Ed Nunn showed up looking like a Mr. Iowa Middle Class permabulker.  Dude was smoother than butter.

Don Long looked like he was one hiccup away from 150lbs.  I get it the dude was sick and almost died for the bitches on here.. but was nothing more than a shell trying to hang on to past glory.  (Not that he had any in the past).  Had a voice like a carnival barker though.   And Would. Not. Shut. Up. The. Entire. Pre judging.

Dexter didn't appear to be taking any Mr O prep seriously.  But that dude is all cartoon bubbles for muscles and thick as hell.  Had a fucked up little attitude though.  This was a show bearing HIS name and yet he didn't even bother to stick around and politely watch the contestants during prejudging.  At the night show, he sat up front but was too much running his mouth with Don and a couple of others and passing their phones around to view photos on them to even notice what was going on 5 feet in front of him.  Extremely disrespectful to the people that put effort into prepping for his show and were chasing the dream up there.  Haha.

And the people... let's just say that there were no future pros in that show.  Bunch of morons.  Both on stage and in the audience.  Morons in the audience carrying their gallon jugs of water and a five gallon cooler of food.  Having to "get their meals in".  Hell they were not competing and not even over 190lbs at 15% BF either.  But couldn't leave home for two hours without a cooler of food.  Wearing the mid shin high Otomax shoes with their blue jeans tucked into the bottom.  Delusonites.    On stage...  it must be an unspoken rule that the people who are the most out of shape are the ones who are required to have the longest and most elaborate "wind up" transitions in the quarter turns.   (by "elaborate" I really mean stupid and time consuming) When the judge called "Turn to the right" most people simply just... you know, turned to the right and assumed the next pose.  Except the slobs that would instead go into their elaborate little transitions and spend forever bobbling their shoulders and twitching their hips around while "directing traffic" with their hands.  I swear at times it was like watching a Cliff Notes performance of the Nut Cracker by a meth addict.  

[Cleanest Natural]

 

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[THEBOSS]

Went to this last weekend (been traveling so couldn't post)...  what a mess.

Ben P showed up at 300lbs and looking like a gigantic beer keg with limbs.  (good calves though), Ed Nunn showed up looking like a Mr. Iowa Middle Class permabulker.  Dude was smoother than butter.

Don Long looked like he was one hiccup away from 150lbs.  I get it the dude was sick and almost died for the bitches on here.. but was nothing more than a shell trying to hang on to past glory.  (Not that he had any in the past).  Had a voice like a carnival barker though.   And Would. Not. Shut. Up. The. Entire. Pre judging.

Dexter didn't appear to be taking any Mr O prep seriously.  But that dude is all cartoon bubbles for muscles and thick as hell.  Had a fucked up little attitude though.  This was a show bearing HIS name and yet he didn't even bother to stick around and politely watch the contestants during prejudging.  At the night show, he sat up front but was too much running his mouth with Don and a couple of others and passing their phones around to view photos on them to even notice what was going on 5 feet in front of him.  Extremely disrespectful to the people that put effort into prepping for his show and were chasing the dream up there.  Haha.

And the people... let's just say that there were no future pros in that show.  Bunch of morons.  Both on stage and in the audience.  Morons in the audience carrying their gallon jugs of water and a five gallon cooler of food.  Having to "get their meals in".  Hell they were not competing and not even over 190lbs at 15% BF either.  But couldn't leave home for two hours without a cooler of food.  Wearing the mid shin high Otomax shoes with their blue jeans tucked into the bottom.  Delusonites.    On stage...  it must be an unspoken rule that the people who are the most out of shape are the ones who are required to have the longest and most elaborate "wind up" transitions in the quarter turns.   (by "elaborate" I really mean stupid and time consuming) When the judge called "Turn to the right" most people simply just... you know, turned to the right and assumed the next pose.  Except the slobs that would instead go into their elaborate little transitions and spend forever bobbling their shoulders and twitching their hips around while "directing traffic" with their hands.  I swear at times it was like watching a Cliff Notes performance of the Nut Cracker by a meth addict.  

this is the reason I don't attend shows anymore . from the pros on down its nothing more then a retard fest .

[Cleanest Natural]

I also get very annoyed with contorted transitions that take forever

[LurkerNoMore]

The first time this happened, I thought the competitor had a terrible case of tourettes syndrome.  I mean, we just saw a competitor in the masters division that had been a boxer and he had about 10% mobility on his right side and couldn't move his head at all, it was stuck in a crunched up angle... 

But no, the moron was trying to "be fancy" with his turns.  Everyone else was in the side chest pose and this moron was still bobbing his shoulder arm dragging his arm back and forth like he was fanning water on the side of a canoe.  And then there was another.. and another.... I was like "WTF is this about?"

And the ones in the audience with their water jugs and home packed buffet.... you would think they were two weeks away in prep from doing the Mr O with their constant watch checking and raisen eating.  There was one fuckwit that actually brought a small microwave in and plugged it up out in the reception area to heat up his chicken and rice.   My first thought was that he was a man servant for one of the pros, but this moron was doing it for himself. 

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The sponsors there sucked ass too.  Clothing companies that obviously took all their idea from the 80s.  A cool wave lipo clinic (lipo at a BBing event... oh the irony).  Oatmeal protein bars (no samples available, which meant little to no sales made).

And can someone tell me if the only color that female fitness competitors can find for hair extensions is bleach blonde??  Even a black girl up there had these. 

Swear to God there were times I wish I had a Super Soaker gun to blast some of these people with.