Does anyone remember their first orgasm? the first time they cracked one?

[bigkubby]

I do I was watching anna Nicole smith in sky scraper, ive tried multiple times but couldn't figure out how to bust, but one day that feeling came to me and all of a sudden it was like old faithfull , a feeling ive never experienced before and like Emeril live says baaaaamm!!!!! how about you guys? don't be shy 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Your mom was jerking off Shizzo and Anabolichalo at the same time or what I like to call downhill skiing.  I walked in a little too early before my number was called and decided to rub one out

[Krankenstein]

Damn....I was going to say "In before a 'your mom' was used on OP"

Day late, dollar short it seems

[bigkubby]

Your mom was jerking off Shizzo and Anabolichalo at the same time or what I like to call downhill skiing.  I walked in a little too early before my number was called and decided to rub one out

Your dad was saying that your first time,he had to lend you a hand, and used your mother as a drain that's how your cute little sister was conceived and a natural at taking yogurt all  up in her five o clock shadow, carebear  

[arce1988]

 

[the trainer]

I do I was watching anna Nicole smith in sky scraper, ive tried multiple times but couldn't figure out how to bust, but one day that feeling came to me and all of a sudden it was like old faithfull , a feeling ive never experienced before and like Emeril live says baaaaamm!!!!! how about you guys? don't be shy 

Your mom used to babysit me as a kid I woke up one day and she was blowing then  baaaaamm!!!!!

[Mr Nobody]

We got to check with booty on this.

[Irongrip400]

First time I had an orgasm, it looked like pee came out. It progressively got more like semen over a few months. Seventh grade. First time I masturbated was in the tub with a bar of soap. When I peed it burned, so I thought god was punishing me. After that, I used lotion.