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So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« on: August 30, 2013, 05:50:40 PM »
Two in a row. Next of Kin(pretty terrible, but watching anyway) and Above The Law with Steven Segal. Now I'm not sure if anyone of you guys remembers the scene, maybe one of you tech wizards can post the scene, but its when the guy is interrogating the priest about his plans to kill the senator. Anyway, he's questioning him, and for whatever reason his voice goes in to some weird tone you can barely understand. Anyone know wtf he's saying? Or why he said it the way he did? Also, this little redneck kid in Next of Kin, he has the worst acting skills. After shooting his bow, he says, "I just shot the man(long pause) that killed uncle Jerold" and then stairs right at the camera, and not in the funny way Jimmy Fallon does.

Oh, my post workout meal was three pepperidge farm cookies (bb related).

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2013, 09:04:23 PM »
Come on, dude. Above the Law is a classic.

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »
2 great movies right there! If ur having a few cocktails with them it is great night, don't get wrapped up in petty details...

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2013, 11:33:09 PM »
 :D ;D

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2013, 11:54:29 PM »
Come on, dude. Above the Law is a classic.

Agreed.

It's the only Seagal movie worth a damn.

Well, maybe Under Siege as well. The first one, not the sequel.

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2013, 12:13:16 AM »
Steven Seagal has the worst "run" of any actor.   :-\

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2013, 12:17:23 AM »
Steven Seagal has the worst "run" of any actor.   :-\

LOL.  Absolutely.


Not to mention that he often has the "Who farted?" look on his face.

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2013, 12:40:22 AM »
Wiggs should be watching Cobra Verde with Klaus Kinsky  ;D

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2013, 07:53:44 AM »
Agreed.

It's the only Seagal movie worth a damn.

Well, maybe Under Siege as well. The first one, not the sequel.

You're crazy, Out For Justice was his best movie. Peak of his badassness. Someone post the clip I'm talking about, I want to know what he was saying. It sounded like Sam Kinneson trying to whisper. 

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2013, 07:59:01 AM »
Hard to kill
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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 11:10:39 PM »
You're crazy, Out For Justice was his best movie. Peak of his badassness. Someone post the clip I'm talking about, I want to know what he was saying. It sounded like Sam Kinneson trying to whisper. 

Out for Justice is awful.

Believe me, Seagal wants to forget about Out for Justice. On the set, Gene LeBell kicked his ass and made him shit his pants in front of a bunch of stuntmen.

True story.


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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2013, 12:14:58 AM »
Out for Justice is awful.

Believe me, Seagal wants to forget about Out for Justice. On the set, Gene LeBell kicked his ass and made him shit his pants in front of a bunch of stuntmen.

True story.


Steven also wants to forget "Executive Decision" from 1996

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2013, 03:27:21 AM »
I have to admit that I was shocked when Seagal croaked. :o

I didn't know anything about the film going in.

Didn't realize it was a Kurt Russell vehicle.

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2013, 03:37:59 AM »
I have to admit that I was shocked when Seagal croaked. :o

I didn't know anything about the film going in.

Didn't realize it was a Kurt Russell vehicle.

Haha yes, we were quite confused when we saw it in the cinema back in the 90s, having Seagal disappear so quick

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2013, 04:11:19 AM »
Haha yes, we were quite confused when we saw it in the cinema back in the 90s, having Seagal disappear so quick

Lol, no shit. I kept thinking, "maybe he had a parachute, and will pop up". Never happened.

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Re: So I'm watching two crappy movies...
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 04:26:09 AM »
Lol, no shit. I kept thinking, "maybe he had a parachute, and will pop up". Never happened.

This was during the time when Seagal still was popular as well, so you could imagine that some people in the cinema-audience were disappointed lol..