In order to realize my posts as witty or funny you would need a strong intellect and a sense of humor.
I'll be studying these fine posts by you with my professor and perform a deep analysis on the brilliant mind that has come up with such eloquent master pieces. I humbly thank you for the inspiration.
"you look like a roided out pile of smashed assholes"
"get the fuck out of here you idiot"
"what a tool"
"your reasoning seems shittier than your build if it were possible"
"you are stuck with that shitty structure of yours"
"you might enjoy sucking dick"