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Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« on: September 12, 2013, 04:43:21 PM »
i consumed about a cup and kinda let it absorb and break down in my mouth. first time ive ever eaten it. it tasted like i was eating pure fat, kinda like shortening.

i spit very little out that didnt get absorbed and that was only because it was sand or rock. suprisingly the orange clay was easily dissolved in my mouth. gonna do this atleast once a day everyday just to see what happens. i was suprised at how fatty it tasted like pure fat with no salt or sweetness then stared at the yellow moon with hornes pointed towards the left
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2013, 04:44:21 PM »
i consumed about a cup and kinda let it absorb and break down in my mouth. first time ive ever eaten it. it tasted like i was eating pure fat, kinda like shortening.

i spit very little out that didnt get absorbed and that was only because it was sand or rock. suprisingly the orange clay was easily dissolved in my mouth. gonna do this atleast once a day everyday just to see what happens. i was suprised at how fatty it tasted like pure fat with no salt or sweetness then stared at the yellow moon with hornes pointed towards the left

Meth is a hell of a drug bro.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2013, 04:45:48 PM »
Meth is a hell of a drug bro.

earth is a great place. do you realize everything comes from the ground?

dumbass faggit
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2013, 04:49:57 PM »
earth is a great place. do you realize everything comes from the ground?

dumbass faggit

I worry about you eating orange clay, you remember what happened to old man Bill Falcon last time he got into the clay. Now you're cursing and using profanity.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2013, 04:52:46 PM »
I worry about you eating orange clay, you remember what happened to old man Bill Falcon last time he got into the clay. Now you're cursing and using profanity.
hahah its sad so many just like you , the getbig fagget wagon, all think alike

lucky for you though its you very people that i actually care about and want to give you assistance, , it cant be fun being a carbon copy of everyone else when your only difference is on the outside
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2013, 04:55:43 PM »
hahah its sad so many just like you , the getbig fagget wagon, all think alike

lucky for you though its you very people that i actually care about and want to give you assistance, , it cant be fun being a carbon copy of everyone else when your only difference is on the outside

Whatever you say Jeannay  :-[

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2013, 04:58:40 PM »
Get a room you two.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2013, 05:00:17 PM »
Here you go Johnny.  Figure out how to make one like this.


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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2013, 05:14:31 PM »
How dare you. You live in a privileged country with bountiful fields of kale and foods free of heme iron.

You make me sick.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »
i consumed about a cup and kinda let it absorb and break down in my mouth. first time ive ever eaten it. it tasted like i was eating pure fat, kinda like shortening.

i spit very little out that didnt get absorbed and that was only because it was sand or rock. suprisingly the orange clay was easily dissolved in my mouth. gonna do this atleast once a day everyday just to see what happens. i was suprised at how fatty it tasted like pure fat with no salt or sweetness then stared at the yellow moon with hornes pointed towards the left

Have you ever thought of going to the mountains to live and be one with nature, civilization is not for you.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2013, 06:22:44 PM »
Have you ever thought of going to the mountains to live and be one with nature, civilization is not for you.


If dirt is your thing, check this out.


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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2013, 06:23:43 PM »
Could be a good source of trace minerals.  A cup sounds like a lot though.

I would start off w a few tablespoons for a couple of days just to see how you react.  Wouldn't want to get ill

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2013, 06:26:38 PM »
Sounds good I might throw on a little brown sugar on mine.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2013, 07:00:00 PM »
Try to envision shitting out a big yellow clay turd. It is not a comfortable thought.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2013, 08:37:29 PM »
Bro don't eat dirt. Just plant a garden in that soil and eat the vegetables you grow to get the nutrients.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2013, 12:01:44 AM »
 you can buy clean clay in some health food stores, it can absorbs toxins like heavy metals and stuff without any harm.

some clay we find in our yard could contain heavy metals and who knows what else, there are many different clays, a good idea to be expertly learned in the subject, before trying it out, to avoid ER visits.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2013, 05:21:29 AM »
you can buy clean clay in some health food stores, it can absorbs toxins like heavy metals and stuff without any harm.

some clay we find in our yard could contain heavy metals and who knows what else, there are many different clays, a good idea to be expertly learned in the subject, before trying it out, to avoid ER visits.
my land is pretty much over an old slave plantation after a foot of normal black dirt its pure clay
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2013, 06:24:05 AM »
Eating dirt technically makes you a cannibal.
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2013, 06:25:57 AM »
It seems orange clay is the key for blasting through plateaus in gains.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2013, 06:36:37 AM »
my land is pretty much over an old slave plantation after a foot of normal black dirt its pure clay
Just make sure you watch for earthworms they would cause that damn Heme-Iron if you accidentally eat one.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2013, 06:42:46 AM »
What benefits do you hope to get from eating dirt?

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2013, 08:18:23 AM »
You realize everything shits in the dirt? Technically you are eating shit.

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Re: Eating some orange clay about a foot deep
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2013, 08:22:00 AM »
You'll be drinking your own urine in no time.
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