No, don't be silly you sexual stud you... He actually wears those shades in order to reduce some of the overwhelming forehead size. He hates the fact that he is bald and only can put up with it, mildly, when he is in competition shape. Because of the fact that he is off-season and slightly overweight, it fucks with his head by making his face look disproportionately round. In turn, he wears those shades as to make it seem like his forehead is smaller, while indirectly giving him some sort of structural hairline, albeit with sunglasses."1"
