If you had Superman's powers for one day...

[rooseveltdunn]

Fly around the world at super speed and get all the cash I possibly could then punch some of my old bosses in the face at the end of the day.

[che]

Full reps, or CSWOL style?

8 full reps , then CSWOls until failure.

[_aj_]

I'd fling all 535 members of Congress into the sun.

[Kwon_2]

I would challenge the Heavyweight AND the Light Heavyweight Champion for their belts, both in UFC and Boxing.

I'd fight them all on the same day and then sell the belts

Maybe i'd even be the first man to sign the Waiver... Nah, wouldn't dare to do that

[thebrink]

would attempt to take out the us gov't and give its resources to a small hebrew colony.

[Tedim]

I'd analize Christy Turlington on national TV then beat her husband to death with their babies.....file a restraint order on me will ya.

More to follow....

[King Shizzo]

I would rather have Kevin Bacon's invisibility powers in Hollow Man.

[Tedim]

I'd use my laser vision and lobotomize Tom Hanks make him a drooling retard, make him live out Forrest Gump.

[thebrink]

I'd use my laser vision and lobotomize Tom Hanks make him a drooling retard, make him live out Forrest Gump.

HAHAHA

funny fucker you are

[King Shizzo]

I'd use my laser vision and lobotomize Tom Hanks make him a drooling retard, make him live out Forrest Gump. How you like them cock-o-lats.

I would use Kevin Bacon's invisibility against Kai Greene. A floating towel never felt so good.

[V Man]

I would rob as much money and gold as I could in 24 hours.  After that I would spend the rest of my life rubbing my obscene wealth in peoples faces like Jay Z. 

I'd make the poor degrade themselves for money. 

I'd post videos on youtube of me wiping my ass with $100 bills. 

I'd surround myself with the best whores money can buy. 

I'd bribe police and government officials. 

I'd buy the Miami Heat and trade Lebron to the Charlotte Bobcats for some whiteboy like Cody Zeller.

I'd buy anything that people find sacred and then have it demolished on live tv.

Basically I would troll the world with my fortune.     

So, you're Black?

[King Shizzo]

So, you're Black?

[MikMaq]

get a massive supply of minerals from an asteriod for personal wealth.

[Knooger]

get a massive supply of minerals from an asteriod for personal wealth.

I'd push the earth into the sun.

[calfzilla]

would attempt to take out the us gov't and give its resources to a small hebrew colony.

There would still be Hebrews?        

[Tedim]

I would steal all the shoes around the world, every pair...destroy every shoe factory and shoe making equipment and break all the glass around the world...why? You ask


Cause, Fuck you!

[Man of Steel]

I thought Superman was a lame, invicible boyscout and everyone wanted to be Batman cause he's so much cooler?  

[Knooger]

I thought Superman was a lame, invicible boyscout and everyone wanted to be Batman cause he's so much cooler?  

Yes, that's about it.

[phreak]

I'd win the Olympia with no calves.

[phreak]

Full reps, or CSWOL style?

Even Aquaman could do the latter.

[phreak]

Destroy all government databases worldwide, all deeds, all contracts, everything. Worldwide jubilee / free for all. Let the truly strong prosper, no more trust fund babies.

Steal Kai's towel while in use.

Clean up all space debris.

Build a large subterranean habitat on the moon and mars.

Acquire the world's largest porn collection.

Give all men an anal waxing because fuck those guys.

[thebrink]

There would still be Hebrews?        

entirely up to wiggs

[JasonH]

I'd still check Getbig before I do anything.

[Kwon_2]

I thought Superman was a lame, invicible boyscout and everyone wanted to be Batman cause he's so much cooler?  

Could Batman eradicate a huge part of the Earth as efficiently and easy as Supes?

[King Shizzo]

I'd still check Getbig before I do anything.

Hahahha