Sparta tough man races

[chaos]

Torn labia.

And a broken high heel.

[Montague]

Dont know.   That fat obese chaos lard ass can f off

I was just curious. This event seems a lot more intense than the others you've done. I'm envisioning lots of people in their early-to-mid twenties doing this. That's not a knock against you, by the way.

Good luck!!

[chaos]

Dont know.   That fat obese chaos lard ass can f off

Will you post pics of the low hung tittied housewives carrying you or will you bow out gracefully?
Knowing you, getbig will be subjected to a bunch of pics of you climbing through mud, over concrete blocks, running between some lines then flying over an 8' chain link fence with barbed wire on top.

And that's just you running out of the parking lot from embarrassment!

[booty]

Trained chest, delts and triceps.  I am very happy.  I am getting wider than Heath.    My shoulders and back have really grown and I love it.  Strength was good today also. 

[benchmstr]

Will you post pics of the low hung tittied housewives carrying you or will you bow out gracefully?
Knowing you, getbig will be subjected to a bunch of pics of you climbing through mud, over concrete blocks, running between some lines then flying over an 8' chain link fence with barbed wire on top.

And that's just you running out of the parking lot from embarrassment!

Lol that's so damn complete..and with a strong ending lol

Bench

[chaos]

How about you sign up for one and see how you do?   Ok lard ass? 

I've got no interest in running through mud puddles with over perfumed housewives and wanna be rambos.

[RUDE BUOY]

LADIES PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELFS

[chaos]

Or getting into any kind of reasonable shape either.

Those spandex clad, cellulite ridden she-beasts you run along side of must be amazing athletes.

[benchmstr]

Heavy weights will be lifted
Miles will be ran
Guns might be fired
Masturbation SHALL take place

Bench

[Grape Ape]

bench's comment is almost a thread ender, since it can't be argued with.

[chaos]

LOL - grape knows the time I finished in. 

Ask him - serious question can you do one legit pull up or get your carcass over a wall?

So you're bragging about being faster than untrained housewives and college yuppies?

[benchmstr]

bench's comment is almost a thread ender, since it can't be argued with.

I've been told I'm the poet of my generation

Bench

[Mr Nobody]

I've been told I'm the poet of my generation

Bench

bench would crush soul in a all out run down at the border elbows are free game.

[chaos]

Yeah - sort of.   Finished in top 7% out of about 9000 people and my time was slowed down a few minutes due to back logs.  Differnence would have had me a lot higher and I am not even a runner

Those floppy titted housewives must be pretty tough!

[chaos]

   

Dude - you cant even run a few miles let alone do an obstacle course.   Fuck - I bet one lap around the track and you are on the floor wheezing

I wouldn't ever quit like you will. Quitter.

[CalvinH]

Clavin once told me that his favorite drink is his next!
 

 

[CalvinH]

chaos trolling to che like levels in this thread 

Still doing your job I see 

[chaos]

You wont even sign up to test yourself for even an easy one blimpy.  So you are correct - you wont ever quit bc you are too pussy to even try or sign up in the first place.

This isn't about me, it's about your inability to finish what you start. Old, fat, out of shape women are your competition and you're proud to finish in the top 7%? Lmao!!

[bigmc]

Still doing your job I see 

rookies 

[chaos]

And guess what - they still could beat your ass since you probably have the overall fitness level of Rosie Odonnell at this point. 

If guessing about my fitness level helps you feel better about your lack of, then I'm here for you.

[Grape Ape]

Lots of bald on bald crime in this thread.

[The Showstoppa]

Lots of bald on bald crime in this thread.

Need an ole fashioned head-butting contest. 

[chaos]

Need an ole fashioned head-butting contest. 

He'd just quit halfway through when it starts to get tough.

[The Showstoppa]

He'd just quit halfway through when it starts to get tough.

Maybe a saggy tit soccer mom could talk him thru it?

[Mr Nobody]

chaos knows how to lift, calvin quit working out.