Author Topic: And You Thought The Honey Badger Don't Give A... (Read 4839 times)

Parker · « **on:** October 22, 2013, 12:14:12 PM »

Shit....well, the Mongoose crushes Honey Badger

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mik1111 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:21:23 PM »

that mongoose must be on PEDs

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM »

Mongoose is training with Milos

The_Punisher · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2013, 09:33:00 AM »

Quote from: Parker on October 22, 2013, 12:14:12 PM

Shit....well, the Mongoose crushes Honey Badger
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lol....I love these.....the Honey Badger would have been digesting this Cobra long time ago....the mangoose is trying not to get bitten, the Badger doesn't give a fuck if he gets bitten, the Cobra fails to realize that adult Badgers are Immune to these venoms.....hahahahaha

Parker · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2013, 09:53:35 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on October 24, 2013, 09:33:00 AM

lol....I love these.....the Honey Badger would have been digesting this Cobra long time ago....the mangoose is trying not to get bitten, the Badger doesn't give a fuck if he gets bitten, the Cobra fails to realize that adult Badgers are Immune to these venoms.....hahahahaha

LittleJ · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2013, 09:59:32 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM

Mongoose is training with Milos

The mongoose would be dead then

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:03:45 AM »

Mongoose made the Mamba look slow...

But what makes the Honey Badger so tough? Immune to poison? Impervious to Pain?

Why does the Honey badger never give up?

Against All Odds!

True · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:09:56 AM »

Hey! Lets be clear! NOBODY fucks with THE Honey Badger!!!

The_Punisher · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:10:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2013, 10:03:45 AM

Mongoose made the Mamba look slow...

But what makes the Honey Badger so tough? Immune to poison? Impervious to Pain?

Why does the Honey badger never give up?

Against All Odds!

these Badgers became immune once they start reaching the adult age....once they get bitten for the first time, their immunue system fight the venom and every other encounter will be a breeze........National Geographic had a documentary where this 12 foot King Cobra was running for his life once he saw the Honey Badger approaching his way....LOL.....that shit was hilarious.....one of the most venomous snake on the block is running for his life.....he knew what he was gonna be up against

The_Punisher · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:11:56 AM »

Quote from: True on October 24, 2013, 10:09:56 AM

Hey! Lets be clear! NOBODY fucks with THE Honey Badger!!!

I want this on my T-shirt....

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:13:58 AM »

I am changing my name to Honey Badger.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:24:16 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on October 24, 2013, 10:10:49 AM

these Badgers became immune once they start reaching the adult age....once they get bitten for the first time, their immunue system fight the venom and every other encounter will be a breeze........National Geographic had a documentary where this 12 foot King Cobra was running for his life once he saw the Honey Badger approaching his way....LOL.....that shit was hilarious.....one of the most venomous snake on the block is running for his life.....he knew what he was gonna be up against

Is it possible to implement some of the Honey Badgers DNA to us humans? To make us more immune to illness and such?

Maybe a Honey Badger Serum? Genesplicing human babies with Honey badger Dna?

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:53:41 AM »

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The_Punisher · « **Reply #13 on:** October 24, 2013, 11:04:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2013, 10:24:16 AM

Is it possible to implement some of the Honey Badgers DNA to us humans? To make us more immune to illness and such?

Maybe a Honey Badger Serum? Genesplicing human babies with Honey badger Dna?

Lol...that would be nice if this was possible....I would be first inline for a vaccine, I would rather have the immune system of a nile crocodile....scientist have been studying why the Crocs Blood is 100% immune to several diseases including Anthrax, HIV and many others.....

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:21:45 PM »

Imagine the Gene-splicing of the Future....

The Athletes of Tomorrow, having Honey Badger and Nile Crocodile DNA... Never being ill, immune to Cancer , Hiv etc....

Only odd effect is suddenly walking on all fours / doing a Pose of Cancer / doing intense Shmoe-Squats at the sound of a whistle...

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #15 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2013, 10:03:45 AM

Mongoose made the Mamba look slow...

But what makes the Honey Badger so tough? Immune to poison? Impervious to Pain?

Why does the Honey badger never give up?

Against All Odds!

Let him try with Eastern Australian Taipan snake

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:02:04 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on October 24, 2013, 02:55:10 PM

Let him try with Eastern Australian Taipan snake

Would be the same thing..if not worse for the taipan...black mambas are known for being the fastest snakes---in terms of locomotion.
Fact is, Australia doesn't have the amout of predatory fauna that Africa, NA, SA, Europe or Asia has...
So many of it's animals are at a severe disadvantage if species like the mongoose were to be introduced.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:19:14 PM »

The Mongoose is like the Soul Crusher/Johnny Falcon of the Animal World then?

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:22:37 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2013, 03:19:14 PM

The Mongoose is like the Soul Crusher/Johnny Falcon of the Animal World then?

The soul crusher of many a snake's dreams...

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #19 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:23:11 PM »

Guess the race