How to have sex with strippers for free

[XFACTOR]

I have a much easier way.   Walk in with a ball in your pocket and say lets go party.

[Gregzs]

Rescue them when they get stuck.

http://guyism.com/humor/stripper-tries-twerk-traps-behind-locker-process.html

Stripper tries to twerk, traps herself behind a locker in the process

  When twerking goes wrong: A stripper tries to show off her sick booty dance moves on top of a locker. Then, she falls behind it and gets trapped because that’s life in a nutshell. Warning: Some NSFWishness.

Nothing says “Cruising towards the finish line of 2013″ quite like a dumb stripper with her big whore heels poking up behind a locker like she got crushed in The Wizard of Oz. What would the holidays be without such an occurrence.

[Alex23]

i used to romance hookers and try and bang them for free
it's possible but it destroys the entire purpose of prostitute
give them $30 fuck them and carry on wit your day is the point

LOL @ $30.... do they have teeth?

More deluded than a Brobama supporter.

[Board_SHERIF]

strip clubs are embarrassing, almost as pathetic as going to Hooters....

[Alex23]

strip clubs are embarrassing, almost as pathetic as going to Hooters....

Ditto. Used to manage one in college on the weekends. Heavy drama, human suffering.

[Board_SHERIF]

Ditto. Used to manage one in college on the weekends. Heavy drama, human suffering.

in Montreal ??

[Kwon_2]

It's better to make your wife/girlfriend to act like a stripper in the bedroom, than trying to make a stripper becoming a decent woman

[CalvinH]

No such thing as free...you'll at least pay for lap dances.

[Dago_Joe]

i used to romance hookers and try and bang them for free

it's possible but it destroys the entire purpose of prostitute


give them $30 fuck them and carry on wit your day is the point

ALL women are prostitutas my friend.  We end up paying for sex one way or another. 

[Kwon_2]

ALL women are prostitutas my friend.  We end up paying for sex one way or another.  

Unless she loves you more than you love her, when she more or less pays YOU for it

Gifts etc

[Mr Nobody]

No such thing as free...you'll at least pay for lap dances.

X2 and then they will ask you to go out and get them a ham sandwich next door for dinner and a pack of cigarettes.

[Dago_Joe]

Unless she loves you more than you love her, when she more or less pays YOU for it

Gifts etc

And unicorns and leprechauns exist too Kwon.   

[wes]

My first wife was a stripper.......biggest regret ever. 

[efanhowz]

this will only work on a slow night when the strippers are bored and there is not a lot of paying customers. those are actually the better nights to go bc you eventually end up getting free lap dances bc the strippers are desperate and bored

[Kwon_2]

And unicorns and leprechauns exist too Kwon.   

If it worked for me, it can work for you

[Dago_Joe]

If it worked for me, it can work for you

Well you must have some magical man-gina, kwon.  Your he-pussy must be astonishing.   

I wouldnt know, my absolute selfish cu nt of a gf wouldn't pay me if my life depended on it.

[Kwon_2]

Well you must have some magical man-gina, kwon.  Your he-pussy must be astonishing.   

I wouldnt know, my absolute selfish cu nt of a gf wouldn't pay me if my life depended on it.

This was more than 4 years ago though, now i'm old, out of shape, and mentally deranged

Once you get the lady to love you more than you love her, yer set.

I think it was the same situation with Dennis Wolf and his older lady.

[Foozle]

I fucked strippers in the past without a condom but after having a aids test and comming back clean i am done with that shit.

Can't believe those guys let you go in raw.