this bitch is lean 50 bannanas out her ass a day

[Marty Champions]

[The Onion]

Roughly 5000 kcal from the bananas.

She should eat like that every day and document her "progress". 

[The Onion]

Why do silly cnuts like this feel the need to share their "expertise" with the world...

I see stupid stuff like this all the time. Some cnut buys a pair of yoga pants and suddenly she thinks she's some sort of guru, giving out advice and trying to "inspire" other on Facebook, Youtube, etc. 

[funk51]

gotta love fruit porn good for her.

[smoothasf]

You clearly know nothing of freelea and durianrider

[Borracho]

She can peel my banana any day.

[The Showstoppa]

At least shes in the kitchen a lot. 

[galeniko]

5000cals a day


all sugar-fructose.

yeah right

she confused some bananas with some cocks she gets stuffed into her troath, error margin atleast 60%

[_aj_]

5000cals a day


all sugar-fructose.

yeah right

she confused some bananas with some cocks she gets stuffed into her troath, error margin atleast 60%

Haha! The all-sugar diet. Enjoy diabetes! Also, those "fructarian" diets have a correlation with liver and pancreatic cancer. Steve Jobs was basically a fructarian.

[Twaddle]

Why is her face so puffy/fat?  DA Syndrome?   

[_aj_]

Why is her face so puffy/fat?  DA Syndrome?   

Why? Maybe those 500 bananas has something to do with it...

[galeniko]

Why is her face so puffy/fat?  DA Syndrome?   

why is her receeding hairline so gross, must be her super healthy diet.

also, epic cow-lie hips.

Haha! The all-sugar diet. Enjoy diabetes! Also, those "fructarian" diets have a correlation with liver and pancreatic cancer. Steve Jobs was basically a fructarian.

yah to be fair fruit doesnt cause the same insulin wreckage like sugar, but it still ends up badly in other ways.

hel , few fruits a day if someone works out is cool, but the kunt eats more than a goriila

[The Onion]

A gem taken from Freeles rawfitbitch faq:

"Your body rarely stores carbohydrates from fruit as fat or even from plain cooked carbohydrates. These are the brain and bodies number one fuel which it requires all the time for proper functioning. Having an excess of carbohydrate in the body is virtually unheard of because when we eat sufficient calories from carbohydrates we activate a stop mechanism or we reach a satiation point because every cell in the human body runs on glucose/carbs. Never ever restrict your carbohydrate calories. People get fat from eating excess fat and protein not from plain high carb foods like fruit, rice, pasta and bread. "

[Shockwave]

A gem taken from Freeleas rawfitbitch faq:

"Your body rarely stores carbohydrates from fruit as fat or even from plain cooked carbohydrates. These are the brain and bodies number one fuel which it requires all the time for proper functioning. Having an excess of carbohydrate in the body is virtually unheard of because when we eat sufficient calories from carbohydrates we activate a stop mechanism or we reach a satiation point because every cell in the human body runs on glucose/carbs. Never ever restrict your carbohydrate calories. People get fat from eating excess fat and protein not from plain high carb foods like fruit, rice, pasta and bread. "

*facepalm*

[ukjeff]

ringpeice like a jam doughnut after shitting those out.

[_aj_]

*facepalm*

That's some brave new thought...

[_aj_]

I can't stop laughing. Where the fuck do you guys get this shit?

[TrueGrit]

Would love to see her banana shits..

[TrueGrit]

I can't stop laughing. Where the fuck do you guys get this shit?

I agree, that cracked me up too

[Big Chiro Flex]

A gem taken from Freeles rawfitbitch faq:

"Your body rarely stores carbohydrates from fruit as fat or even from plain cooked carbohydrates. These are the brain and bodies number one fuel which it requires all the time for proper functioning. Having an excess of carbohydrate in the body is virtually unheard of because when we eat sufficient calories from carbohydrates we activate a stop mechanism or we reach a satiation point because every cell in the human body runs on glucose/carbs. Never ever restrict your carbohydrate calories. People get fat from eating excess fat and protein not from plain high carb foods like fruit, rice, pasta and bread. "

I've read some shit on teh internets.......but this tops it all. Wow. I'm speechless.

[Mr Nobody]

Falcon has lost about 50 lbs utilizing a high carb diet. He burns most all of them up during the day standing and painting and has started back with weights and cardio. I would not advise the high carb diet for say a sedentary office worker if you eat alot of carbs you need to burn them daily.

[TrueGrit]

You could argue though that Falcon gained all his weight in the first place by switching from a high protein, meat-eating diet to high-carb vegetarianism. Johnny, would you agree at all with this?

[The Showstoppa]

You could argue though that Falcon gained all his weight in the first place by switching from a high protein, meat-eating diet to high-carb vegetarianism. Johnny, would you agree at all with this?

And a lot of beer.

[TrueGrit]

And a lot of beer.

And peanut butter.

[MAXX]

fruitarian....

retard diet