I want to start lifting weights but......

[Army of One]

...I don't want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzennger, how do I stop this from happening?

[Bam-bam]

i chuckled

[SmallPole]

a true classic 

[shrek]

I've had people say that don't want to get my size when I tell them different workouts

[Knooger]

...I don't want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzennger, how do I stop this from happening?

Ignore the anabolic window and you will suffer no gains.

[the trainer]

  I have had so many clients say that shit to me, but since its my job i cannot be a getbigger with them, i have to explain politely that its the least of their worries.

[njflex]

...I don't want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzennger, how do I stop this from happening?

LAY OFF DBOL/PRIMO/TEST/LENGTHEN YOUR TORSO,STOP TRAINING CALVES.

[JasonH]

Girls say this shit ALL the time.

[Army of One]

I just don't want to get too big, don't want to become a meathead

[Rambone]

I'm just looking to get toned myself. That's why I stick to light weights and high reps. Going for that Basedow look

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Girls say this shit ALL the time.

Hahahaha I made a training program for my gf, with deadlifts, squats, presses, rows etc. She said "Don't these excercises build a lot of muscle? I don't want to get all huge, that's ugly". She's been doing it for a few months now and guess what, she blew the fucck up!!!!!!!  

[Knooger]

I just don't want to get too big, don't want to become a meathead

Then you should probably dump out all your CELL-TECH.

[Hulkotron]

Going for that Basedow look

 

[Rambone]

Then you should probably dump out all your CELL-TECH.

I heard he's actually on the NITRO-TECH and CELL-TECH stack. He's going to look like Aaron "Mr. Intensity" Maddron in no time. Poor twink won't know what hit him.

[CalvinH]

...I don't want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzennger, how do I stop this from happening?

Train dj181 style.

[njflex]

DJ'S ARMS ARE BIGGER...

[Mr Nobody]

I just don't want to get too big, don't want to become a meathead

Just get some pink dumbells 10lbs at walmart that will do the trick.

[Rambone]

Anybody remember when Thailand had that tsunami years ago and there was a rumor that Basedow died? That was probably the greatest week of my life.

[The Revelation]

'hey bro i want to start lifting weights but i dont want to get too big i just want to be ripped.'

[The Showstoppa]

True story.  Back when I was selling equipt I had a married couple looking at some stuff. I asked them what their goals were and the husband, sittin in at 150, said he just wanted to tone up but didnt want to "get as big as me" as he looked at me.  His wife chimed in dripping with sarcasm that " I dont think uou have to worry about that". Complete with eye roll.   Poor guy.

[Irongrip400]

Up your getbig post count, it will all work itself out.

[galeniko]

Girls say this shit ALL the time.

thts understandable, but their looks have tendency to "roseanne"

[SF1900]

True story.  Back when I was selling equipt I had a married couple looking at some stuff. I asked them what their goals were and the husband, sittin in at 150, said he just wanted to tone up but didnt want to "get as big as me" as he looked at me.  His wife chimed in dripping with sarcasm that " I dont think uou have to worry about that". Complete with eye roll.   Poor guy.

Squadfather like post 

[Roger Bacon]

Girls say this shit ALL the time.

They use the stupid "don't want to get bulky" line... lol

[BikiniSlut]

...I don't want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzennger, how do I stop this from happening?

95% of the female population right here.