I hope you freaks are ready cause doom-time is soon.

[Wiggs]

Hebrew, Hebrew, Hebrew.

[Gonuclear]

Hebrew, Hebrew, Hebrew.

You starting yeshiva, Wiggs?  Hebrew, Hebrew, Hebrew is right!  And that was my doom time.  Luckily I told my Dad that if he made me continue to go, I would kill the entire family.  I was 8 years old.  I guess he believed me.

I suggest not going, Wiggs, you don't learn that much anyways.  And most Hebrews know the score, no need to hear the rabbi snore.

Doom-time is everyone's time.

Doom-time is sublime.

Hebrew, Hebrew, Hebrew.

[Knooger]

I haven't played Doom in a long time. Mostly just post on forums rather than play games.

[Wiggs]

Prepare to get assraped by space's 12 inch black schlong. And earth is a succulent, prime woman of your dreams. It will never be the same. Comet Ison is not a comet. It's Nibiru. Yes, it's being hidden. More than likely say goodbye to the electrical grid. Prepare your anus for mass damages. Pray.

General Miltron  

[Gonuclear]

Prepare to get assraped by space's 12 inch black schlong. And earth is a succulent, prime woman of your dreams. It will never be the same. Comet Ison is not a comet. It's Nibiru. Yes, it's being hidden. More than likely say goodbye to the electrical grid. Prepare your anus for mass damages. Pray.

General Miltron  

Some dank weed you got there, man.   You taking DXM, too?

That post is pure poetry.  A real head trip.

For Mickey Mouse heads.

[Knooger]

Do you have a date for when the black dong will penetrate my anus?

[SF1900]

Do you have a date for when the black dong will penetrate my anus?

I just called Goodrum. He will be getting back to you any second.

[tommywishbone]

Wiggins! 

[Wiggs]

It's all fun and games until you're mumbling to yourself, roaming the streets mindfucked and hungry,  because your reality has just been shattered, "Wiggs was right, Wiggs was right, Wiggs was right..."

[99 Bananas]

Comet or not the grave awaits us all. People and their fantasies of a dramatic death are hilarious. My guess is that you'll be carrying along and one day you'll collapse of a heart attack and no one will give a shit.

[Knooger]

I just called Goodrum. He will be getting back to you any second.

Thanks!

[Knooger]

Comet or not the grave awaits us all. People and their fantasies of a dramatic death are hilarious. My guess is that you'll be carrying along and one day you'll collapse of a heart attack and no one will give a shit.

I'll cry.

[Wiggs]

lol

I'm not afraid of death. I'm trying to save souls. You're all being fooled. It's amazing. You all really are like sheep. You believe everything and believe nothing.

[Wiggs]

Wiggins! 

Sup Tomas.

[99 Bananas]

Wiggs you have no way of knowing anything you know. If you knew anything well enough there would be no way to doubt it. You can't prove anything through words and it's a fruitless effort with the only goal being your feeling of certainty that you might know more than the next asshole that doesn't know shit. Your own self doubt is obvious by the words you speak. Before you save others i'd recommend you look into saving yourself. You're going off the deep end.

[Gonuclear]

Wiggs you have no way of knowing anything you know. If you knew anything well enough there would be no way to doubt it. You can't prove anything through words and it's a fruitless effort with the only goal being your feeling of certainty that you might know more than the next asshole that doesn't know shit. Your own self doubt is obvious by the words you speak. Before you save others i'd recommend you look into saving yourself. You're going off the deep end.

Way off the deep end.  But there is a certain majesty to his posts - a sonorous, almost Biblical sensibility combined with a hatred of hypocrisy and pretense.

Are you gonna make it to the Oliver Stone talk on his new "Blasting the Past" feature? Every girl wants to know.  Like Micaela?  You know that, right?

[bigmc]

crack is whack

[Teutonic Knight]

Prepare to get assraped by space's 12 inch black schlong. And earth is a succulent, prime woman of your dreams. It will never be the same. Comet Ison is not a comet. It's Nibiru. Yes, it's being hidden. More than likely say goodbye to the electrical grid. Prepare your anus for mass damages. Pray.

General Miltron  

Your head wiring is totally fused , tell me ''genius'' how did you measure exactly those 12 inches 
OBW how was prison diet.

[Teutonic Knight]

lol

I'm not afraid of death. I'm trying to save souls. You're all being fooled. It's amazing. You all really are like sheep. You believe everything and believe nothing.

How is Amanda + 4 juniors 

[Vince B]

It's all fun and games until you're mumbling to yourself, roaming the streets mindfucked and hungry,  because your reality has just been shattered, "Wiggs was right, Wiggs was right, Wiggs was right..."

Wiggs, when will the earth be hit? If no widespread disasters occur then we will rejoice and exclaim, "Wiggs was wrong, Wiggs was wrong, Wiggs was wrong!"

No planet goes on a path like a comet. Hope this helps.

[NordicNerd]

Prepare to get assraped by space's 12 inch black schlong. And earth is a succulent, prime woman of your dreams. It will never be the same. Comet Ison is not a comet. It's Nibiru. Yes, it's being hidden. More than likely say goodbye to the electrical grid. Prepare your anus for mass damages. Pray.

General Miltron  

You are on to something. Alien abduction survivors have told us that aliens are very interested in reproductive organs and the anal area of human beings. Maybe they want to be sure that they manufacture optimal black schlongs in their schlong production lines in China?

I see a pattern here. In the old testament, "god" was also very interesting in bodily functions and sexual practices, but lost a bit of interest in the new testament.

Can you share your opinions on these weird coincidences?

NN

[Mr Nobody]

Welcome back Wiggs.

[dr.chimps]

Prepare to get assraped by space's 12 inch black schlong. And earth is a succulent, prime woman of your dreams. It will never be the same. Comet Ison is not a comet. It's Nibiru. Yes, it's being hidden. More than likely say goodbye to the electrical grid. Prepare your anus for mass damages. Pray.

General Miltron  

WTF!? Don't Bogart that spliff, bro. Pass it on. 

[MP]

Employment. Try it.

[Thick Nick]

Welcome back Wiggs. We need to make a change though. I'm going to coin the phrase Nebrew instead of Hebrew. It is only slightly more racist but the humor is worth it.