You guys keep asking about tattoos, and to be perfectly honest I've never taken the time to quantify what I've got. I mean I ultimately plan to have a lot more work done and much bigger pieces, so counting seems ridiculous. I'm just like "well, that leg is off the menu."
Alright, here's where we're at, and it's all traditional American or scrimshaw style:
severed leg with fish scales, fins, and a fish hook that goes through my neck
a pair of swallows on the shoulders
a giant wasp with a skull and the all-seeing eye across back of the left forearm
Creature From the Black Lagoon as a suicide king, full front of left forearm
laurel wreath, left wrist
"daddy's girl," inside of left ring finger
skeleton key, left palm
heart shaped lock, right palm
mermaid, full left calf
fish body with lady legs, full right calf
"Coney Island" one word, each calf
old time strongwoman with moustache, singlehandedly wielding a barbell, side of left calf
severed fish head on a dagger, inside of left calf
traditional rose, front of left shin
Felix the cat/bomb hybrid thing (can't describe it really, but it's a tiny little filler tat), outside bottom of left leg
crab with a banner that says CRABBY, top outside of right calf
kissing seahorses, front of right shin
goat-horned gypsy skull, upper inside right calf
I think that's it.
