I'm still waiting for her to answer my question about the difference between a massive, raging hard-on and a Lamborghini.   
I guess I missed this question.
Lambos  are ugly rides. I give zero fucks about lambos. 
I give ALL the fucks about beautiful boners though.
Plus,  they're usually attracted to these things I really like called "dudes." I can't spoon a car. I can't even drive a car.