Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night

[Darren Avey]

My neighbour is a big unit and a bit of a nut, he caught this man trying to break into his conservatory. The burglar got the beating of his life and his injuries may be permananent as in an eye may be lost!
HAHAHAHAHA Good!!!

[Rascal full]

Ooops wrong house motherf*cker! Don't you just love it when that happens?

[Royalty]

good.

That burglar should've stayed home. Now, his laughter has turned into tears.... and he will never be the same again.

[Rascal full]

You in England Darren? Won't the police charge your neighbour for assault? 

[Royalty]

You in England Darren? Won't the police charge your neighbour for assault? 

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

[Rascal full]

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

I remember reading about the case of Tony Martin who shot and killed a burglar at his property about ten years ago. He was sentenced to life in prison but luckily got out on appeal. Don't be so sure amigo when it comes to the dumbass cops!

[Meaningless]

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .

[Henda]

Yes our fag uk laws means the bloke defending his property will possibly be charged with assault unless he has the sense to say the burgular attacked him and claim self defence.

[Royalty]

You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .

If they have balls to charge him, the judge/jury will not convict him after they hear the facts of the case. Maybe they will bring the charge down to something smaller, like harrassment.

Burglar shoulda stayed his ass home!

[Meaningless]

If they have balls to charge him, the judge/jury will not convict him after they hear the facts of the case. Maybe they will bring the charge down to something smaller, like harrassment.

Burglar shoulda stayed his ass home!

A judge and jury must act within the guidelines of the law regardless of there own personal opinions. Unfortunately UK law is fucked in that sense, criminals rights seem to be priority.

[Rascal full]

Crazy crazy laws! Some piece of sh!t breaks into your house you should be allowed to decapitate him and get a medal for doing so.

[bigmc]

Yes our fag uk laws means the bloke defending his property will possibly be charged with assault unless he has the sense to say the burgular attacked him and claim self defence.

the law has been revised

if someone breaks into your house fuck them up

you basically just have to prove you feared for your safety

which is easy to argue when some stranger breaks in

[The Wizard of Truth]

You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .

since the tony martin case and in ireland the padraig nally case if someone breaks into your house you can shoot, stab, beat the shit out of them

[Henda]

the law has been revised

if someone breaks into your house fuck them up

you basically just have to prove you feared for your safety

which is easy to argue when some stranger breaks in

thats good to hear, the old law has been a shambles for a long while with us expected to sit by helplessly if we find some lowlife creeping around in our house.

[The Wizard of Truth]

thats good to hear, the old law has been a shambles for a long while with us expected to sit by helplessly if we find some lowlife creeping around in our house.

My friend shot two scumbags out of four that were breaking in his front window last year. Ive never shog anyone

[Meaningless]

since the tony martin case and in ireland the padraig nally case if someone breaks into your house you can shoot, stab, beat the shit out of them

I stand corrected.

[JamesRustles]

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

In the UK it's a different matter, the laws over there favor the criminals

[Novena]

Once the threat is neutralized, the beating has to stop.

[d0nny2600]

Once the threat is neutralized, the beating has to stop.

The threat is neutralised when he is dead. Simple as.

[Rascal full]

LOL 

[f450]

The threat is neutralised when he is dead. Simple as.

you beat him until he stops moving, and by moving I mean any moving parts....ie if his chest is still moving up and down, said beating should continue until all movement stops. Only then can u relax and feel safe. 

[Schmoff]

what's the color of the burglar?

[Archer77]

When I was a kid someone broke into our home in the middle of the night.  My older sister was visiting from Texas and sleeping on the hide a bed with her young son. The house was pitch black and I guess the burglar didn't notice my sister right away.  He grabbed her, placed his hand on her mouth and told her, Don't said a word.   She screamed at the top of her lungs.  My mom came bolting out of her room, grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which was a broom,  and started beating the shit out of him.  Chased his ass right out of the house and down the street until she realized what she was doing.

[uk-lion]

what's the color of the burglar?

black and blue now, lol.

Darren, what has ob done with your neighbour, have they nicked him?

[The Showstoppa]

Crazy crazy laws! Some piece of sh!t breaks into your house you should be allowed to decapitate him and get a medal for doing so.

Thats how they do it in the rural south.