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dr.chimps

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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2013, 02:48:38 PM »
kiwi, may he rest in peace, would rule this thread.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2013, 03:28:17 PM »
The original Hebrews are black. That's fact! I have many sources to prove this but all which I lost when my computer crashed. But it doesn't matter because Planet X is coming soon my brothers. Prepare your anus.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2013, 03:29:37 PM »
Quote from: TheShape on December 08, 2013, 03:28:17 PM
The original Hebrews are black. That's fact! I have many sources to prove this but all which I lost when my computer crashed. But it doesn't matter because Planet X is coming soon my brothers. Prepare your anus.
damn this was bang on
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2013, 03:31:07 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 08, 2013, 02:30:10 PM
Galeniko

fat women are disgusting swines in human form.  should be put down like animals, do nothing but wait for next meal because they sooo hungry disgusting filt.

Only thing worse is fatso permabulker who actually think they look good because of muscle under layer of fat, disgusting. meanwhile galeniko at 5% shredded year round and getting fuck me now stares daily  :D
I got you Galienko is scary ranking down 5% or 4 every single day.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2013, 03:49:48 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 08, 2013, 02:30:10 PM
Galeniko

fat women are disgusting swines in human form.  should be put down like animals, do nothing but wait for next meal because they sooo hungry disgusting filt.

Only thing worse is fatso permabulker who actually think they look good because of muscle under layer of fat, disgusting. meanwhile galeniko at 5% shredded year round and getting fuck me now stares daily  :D

Lmaooooo
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2013, 03:51:52 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 01:21:59 PM
its excellent i just dumb it down to keep ppl guessing

like gh15


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Good one  :)
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2013, 06:47:57 PM »
the flotsam of GetBig will flock to this thread to mock my pursuit of scientific method and inquiry. why would I waste my time debating such undesirables. I feel no need to prove myself to those less intelligent than myself. .  
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2013, 06:52:06 PM »
 :D ;D
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2013, 07:05:43 PM »
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2013, 07:24:04 PM »
was most epic weekend many whores dripping vaginal waterfalls of course one asked if she could have my number she wasn't as hot as me I have better body but her friend was ok so I said ya she started to feel my arms and was rubbing her vagina with her free hand and started to moan lightly i heard her vagina crying subconsciously for the galineko obliesk her friend of course was a permabulker fatso pig didn't look like she had sex unless with blind dogs I said to go to hang out at McDonald's fatso swine her friend got offended and left I will fuck her later was tired anyway fucked this girl 4 times today I met her at grocery store. :D
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2013, 07:31:05 PM »
GoRuck Heavy

Carried 150lb Ruck for 72 hrs straight. 

Couldn't open water bottle and almost died from dehydration.

Obama's fault. 
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2013, 07:48:47 PM »
Quote from: no one on December 08, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
was most epic weekend many whores dripping vaginal waterfalls of course one asked if she could have my number she wasn't as hot as me I have better body but her friend was ok so I said ya she started to feel my arms and was rubbing her vagina with her free hand and started to moan lightly i heard her vagina crying subconsciously for the galineko obliesk her friend of course was a permabulker fatso pig didn't look like she had sex unless with blind dogs I said to go to hang out at McDonald's fatso swine her friend got offended and left I will fuck her later was tired anyway fucked this girl 4 times today I met her at grocery store. :D

Good job.  :D
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2013, 08:07:19 PM »
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GoRuck Heavy

Carried 150lb Ruck for 72 hrs straight.

Couldn't open water bottle and almost died from dehydration.

Obama's fault. 

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 :D ;D
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The Scott

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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2013, 08:20:53 PM »
CSwole manhole.  Truck stop, hip hop. Butthole now swole.  Stay swole.

Or some such asinine white trash talk. 

Not nearly as good as what you guys have up so far.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2013, 08:21:18 PM »
Assmed:

Even though they were yelling... "We cut your head off in the name of Islam" as they killed the infadels, they weren't doing it because of Islam. It was the infadels fault. You just don't understand or are a racist... even though Islam is not a race.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2013, 08:59:21 PM »
Big Ach

Lol, you guys are brutal! Here is a picture of me in one of my old rubber string vest I bought at an expo in Egypt.Just finished my 10th Masters degree while working 375 hours a week for my family business, currently training for size, no cutting in the Ach household! *insert picture of incredibly obese man in an extra small tshirt being made to look not so Obese by his even larger nose.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2013, 09:58:01 PM »
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2013, 10:27:23 PM »
Quick way to be a pimp without trying!

First of all you have to be able to pick em. No point wasting your time with dead ends. A good trick is to find a gal who has just broken up. She will be easy meat because her self esteem is low. Trust me because I know how women think. How do I know? I work with plenty of them and the shit I hear is an eye opener. Never treat them with respect! That is rule number one. So I was talking to this gal and the deal was to make her feel special. I told her all the shit she wanted to hear but didn't over do it. Here is how my last date went. I didn't take her out or even to dinner. Naw, why do what most saps do? Treat them like garbage instead. I dressed in a track suit. By midnight I am scoring in some industrial estate! Tough work but someone has to give these desperates what they need! So after it was over I was driving her home and she asked if I wanted something to eat. Why pay for extras when I already spent too much on gas! So I told her, "Naw, not hungry" lol. The next day I get these texts from her wanting to meet up. What for, I already got what I wanted. haha. Text me for tips on how to do it. Remember don't give a fuck about them and they will be crazy about you.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2013, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 08, 2013, 10:27:23 PM
Quick way to be a pimp without trying!

First of all you have to be able to pick em. No point wasting your time with dead ends. A good trick is to find a gal who has just broken up. She will be easy meat because her self esteem is low. Trust me because I know how women think. How do I know? I work with plenty of them and the shit I hear is an eye opener. Never treat them with respect! That is rule number one. So I was talking to this gal and the deal was to make her feel special. I told her all the shit she wanted to hear but didn't over do it. Here is how my last date went. I didn't take her out or even to dinner. Naw, why do what most saps do? Treat them like garbage instead. I dressed in a track suit. By midnight I am scoring in some industrial estate! Tough work but someone has to give these desperates what they need! So after it was over I was driving her home and she asked if I wanted something to eat. Why pay for extras when I already spent too much on gas! So I told her, "Naw, not hungry" lol. The next day I get these texts from her wanting to meet up. What for, I already got what I wanted. haha. Text me for tips on how to do it. Remember don't give a fuck about them and they will be crazy about you.

Dr. Chimps?
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2013, 10:55:25 PM »
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Kwon_2

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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2013, 10:57:55 PM »
haha, oh brother, "E-Kul" is probably disappointed that the boner he got during the latter film wasn't quite up to standards.

Gayer than peeling a banana with your mouth.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2013, 11:27:59 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on December 08, 2013, 10:37:46 PM
Dr. Chimps?

The good doctor wouldn't have a clue about sheilas! This dude is an Aussie Don Juan.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2013, 11:53:28 PM »
I went to Lee Priest's grandmother's funeral. I asked Lee politely and he said I could go.
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2013, 12:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 08, 2013, 11:27:59 PM
The good doctor wouldn't have a clue about sheilas! This dude is an Aussie Don Juan.

QB
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Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2013, 12:15:07 AM »
Yep!
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