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The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« on: December 15, 2013, 01:18:32 PM »
They defeated Imperial China and expelled its forces, staved off the Mongol hordes thrice in a row at a time when the latter controlled most of Asia; embarrassed the French with their hardened insurgent tactics, literally carrying artillery pieces by hand through jungled mountain ranges in a successful effort at Den Bien Phu; and withstood unparalleled aggression from the world's most powerful nation -- chemical weapons attacks, a 500,000+ strong occupying force, a bombing campaign that let loose more bombs than were dropped in all of World War II, a somewhat arbitrary, quota-driven assassination program that ended many civilian lives (the Phoenix Program), and more than one million casualties -- to finally earn their right to determine their own future in the international community.

Holy shit, these people may have small dicks, but they have huge balls. Is anyone aware of another people with comparatively large cojones?

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »
What is the avg erect cock length?  Under 5?

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 01:38:32 PM »
Earned the right to starve to death. But on the plus side their leaders have rockin' haircuts!

Ball size? Unsure of.  

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 01:39:19 PM »
They are used as spacegoats for a hidden agenda.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 01:42:42 PM »
"embarrassed the french"......who hasn't? Hahaha....has there ever been a bigger country full of pussies than France.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 02:42:17 PM »
Earned the right to starve to death.

There are more of them than ever, and their economy has grown more than 6% a year (on average) this century.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2013, 02:59:28 PM »
Hubert: [rebuffing Willard's inquiry as to when his family might return home to France] You don't understand our mentality - the French officer mentality. At first, we lose in Second World War. I don't say that you Americans win, but we lose. In Dien Bien Phu, we lose. In Algeria, we lose. In Indochina, we lose! But here, we don't lose! This piece of earth, we keep it. We will never lose it, never!

Gaston de Marais: You Americans. In 1945, yeah, after the Japanese war, your president Roosevelt didn't want the French people to stay in Indochina. So, you Americans implant the Vietnam.

Willard: [to Hubert] What's he mean?

Hubert: Yeah, that's true. The Vietcong were invented by the Americans, sir.

Willard: The Americans?

Gaston de Marais: And now you take the French place. And the Vietnam fight you. And what can you do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Hubert: The Vietnamese are very intelligent. You never know what they think. The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists. Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers."... They hate the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be *Vietnamese* Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.

Gaston de Marais: I don't know. Maybe in the future we can make something with the Vietnam.

Philippe de Marais: Don't you understand? The VC say, "go away, go away". That's finish for all the white people in Indochina. If you're French, American, that's all the same. "Go." They want to forget you. Look, Captain. Look, this is the truth. An egg.

[cracks it, draining the egg white]

Philippe de Marais: The white left, but the yellow stays.

[stomps off]

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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2013, 03:41:45 PM »
Vietnamese people are crazy. They'll stab you for looking at them wrong at a party, then go home and play Call of Duty all night with their friends and drink Heineken and Hennessy.

A Vietnamese bitch put a hit out on my life one time as her then-husband was in an Asian gang. That wasn't fun. Anytime someone 5 foot tall, with squinty eyes, Armani t-shirt and a man purse walked passed me I had to make sure they weren't gonna reach in there and grab a knife.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2013, 04:22:09 PM »
Hubert: [rebuffing Willard's inquiry as to when his family might return home to France] You don't understand our mentality - the French officer mentality. At first, we lose in Second World War. I don't say that you Americans win, but we lose. In Dien Bien Phu, we lose. In Algeria, we lose. In Indochina, we lose! But here, we don't lose! This piece of earth, we keep it. We will never lose it, never!

Gaston de Marais: You Americans. In 1945, yeah, after the Japanese war, your president Roosevelt didn't want the French people to stay in Indochina. So, you Americans implant the Vietnam.

Willard: [to Hubert] What's he mean?

Hubert: Yeah, that's true. The Vietcong were invented by the Americans, sir.

Willard: The Americans?

Gaston de Marais: And now you take the French place. And the Vietnam fight you. And what can you do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Hubert: The Vietnamese are very intelligent. You never know what they think. The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists. Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers."... They hate the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be *Vietnamese* Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.

Gaston de Marais: I don't know. Maybe in the future we can make something with the Vietnam.

Philippe de Marais: Don't you understand? The VC say, "go away, go away". That's finish for all the white people in Indochina. If you're French, American, that's all the same. "Go." They want to forget you. Look, Captain. Look, this is the truth. An egg.

[cracks it, draining the egg white]

Philippe de Marais: The white left, but the yellow stays.

[stomps off]

Great movie. One of my favorite parts.


"embarrassed the french"......who hasn't? Hahaha....has there ever been a bigger country full of pussies than France.

When Napoleon was emperor, they were the shit. Also, the Normans were bad ass. Ask anyone at Hastings.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2013, 04:37:59 PM »



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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2013, 04:43:26 PM »
There are more of them than ever, and their economy has grown more than 6% a year (on average) this century.

Sorry. I misread the title and thought it said Korean. 

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 07:01:59 PM »
All nest no bird

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 07:16:48 PM »



Stop! You're giving me an erection.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2013, 11:01:14 PM »




Am I correct in ascertaining that you probably searched for "huge Vietnamese cocks" (or some such) to refute my little thread?

Anyway, this appears to be an, uh, exception to the rule.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2013, 11:11:51 PM »
Am I correct in ascertaining that you probably searched for "huge Vietnamese cocks" (or some such) to refute my little thread?

Anyway, this appears to be an, uh, exception to the rule.

Like all blacks have huge cocks? :D




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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2013, 02:16:09 AM »
Like all blacks have huge cocks? :D

This thread is not heading in the desired direction.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2013, 05:49:23 AM »
seriously how can someone born with the lucky of having a cock like that have the will to be a woman is beyond me.

Hell, if I had half the length of it I would be a very happy man...life sucks
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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2013, 06:30:23 AM »
I heard that if you stroke the salami daily,(addicted to masturbation)  by age 40, your nut sack (and balls) will be twice as big the normal size.



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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2013, 07:51:09 AM »
Vietnamese people are crazy. They'll stab you for looking at them wrong at a party, then go home and play Call of Duty all night with their friends and drink Heineken and Hennessy.

A Vietnamese bitch put a hit out on my life one time as her then-husband was in an Asian gang. That wasn't fun. Anytime someone 5 foot tall, with squinty eyes, Armani t-shirt and a man purse walked passed me I had to make sure they weren't gonna reach in there and grab a knife.

haha yeah this is true.

Many of the viets I've known have been dealers and grow op runners. Equally nuts, though less in numbers are fuckers from laos.
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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2013, 09:54:35 AM »




 Holy Crap, with that combo you could suck yourself off and play with your tits at the same time - brilliant.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2013, 11:32:53 AM »
Am I correct in ascertaining that you probably searched for "huge Vietnamese cocks" (or some such) to refute my little thread?

Anyway, this appears to be an, uh, exception to the rule.

roger that.

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Re: The Vietnamese have small dicks but huge balls (only semi homo)
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2013, 11:36:04 AM »
wow that escalated quickly. How do you clowns even come to stumble innocently across such pictures in the first place tho?