Author Topic: wife mad as hell at me (Read 5724 times)

hrspwr1 · « **on:** December 16, 2013, 08:50:15 AM »

Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

Married life is fun sometimes.

Natural Man · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:06:54 AM »

there is nothing better for a man, woman and kids than married life, if you know how to do it right. Im still alive because of it.

Shockwave · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:19:56 AM »

My wife has no bush, but I do the same thing. She doesnt get mad though, she gets all happy and feels loved.

lol.

38-26-40 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:42:37 AM »

Remember these words

You're welcome! lol

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:51:57 AM »

Quote from: uberman on December 16, 2013, 09:06:54 AM

there is nothing better for a man, woman and kids than married life, if you know how to do it right. Im still alive because of it.

hrspwr1 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:01:27 AM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 10:42:37 AM

Remember these words

You're welcome! lol

Over the years I have developed a couple of key phrases that work for me.

1 "I`m sure that whatever you decide will be fine"

2 "Thats quite a dynamic situation"

Or I go with " I will think about" she already knows that means NO.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:01:59 AM »

In all seriousness, the only problem is that you didn't compliment her enough. "You have the most amazing body/tits/vagina" will solve most problems.

Ok it won't solve them but you'll have fun forgetting about them for awhile.

hrspwr1 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:08:20 AM »

I guess the "your butt looks a little lumpy today" remark was out of line.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:25:33 PM »

Quote from: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 11:08:20 AM

I guess the "your butt looks a little lumpy today" remark was out of line.

If you had thrown " hope that helps" on the end it would have been golden.

38-26-40 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:34:22 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 12:25:33 PM

If you had thrown " hope that helps" on the end it would have been golden.

Lmao!

38-26-40 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:35:38 PM »

Loll...if only this was true! In a lot of relationships it is. I would be turned off.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:37:53 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 12:35:38 PM

Loll...if only this was true! In a lot of relationships it is. I would be turned off.

Just turn on the waterworks.

stavios · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:39:23 PM »

A angry chick only makes me want to fuck her right on the spot

Alex23 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2013, 12:39:43 PM »

Quote from: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 08:50:15 AM

Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

Married life is fun sometimes.

I'm no marriage counselor but sounds like it's entirely her fault