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BDsauce

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I'm gonna be a dad!
« on: December 20, 2013, 05:50:00 PM »
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o
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Primemuscle

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 05:51:39 PM »
Congratulations!
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BikiniSlut

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 05:52:21 PM »
I'm so excited for you!!

Congratulations!!! That's wonderful news!!! :) :) :)

There is nothing more rewarding.

I look forward to the day I have a child!
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Archer77

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 05:53:40 PM »
Congratulations and Merry Christmas!  Get as much rest as you can before the baby comes and savior it.  Very happy for you!
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 05:56:47 PM »
Big congrats!  Very happy news  :)
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
Congrats!
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BDsauce

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 05:58:45 PM »
Thanks everyone  ;)
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 05:59:26 PM »
Congrats ma' man!
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2013, 06:00:07 PM »
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2013, 06:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on December 20, 2013, 06:00:07 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
I felt the same way until I had my son. Now I can't imagine life without him. (although there are definitely moments).

OP - Congrats. Welcome to a whole different world.
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2013, 06:04:43 PM »
Congratulations bro but if you take him to public places and he starts crying and screaming , please take him outside. Also, tell your woman that just because she is pushing him along in a pushchair she doesn't need to wheel him at 30mph and expect everyone to jump out of the way.

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2013, 06:26:31 PM »
A lot of these tricks on getbig need to be running blood tests yo.
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arce1988

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2013, 06:28:10 PM »
  Congrats!


  and may your first child, be a masculine child!


 




CUT TO: The Don's office -day

TOM

He's not on the list, but Luca Brasi wants to see you.

VITO CORLEONE

Is this -- Is this necessary?

TOM

He didn't expect to be invited to the wedding, so he wanted to thank you.

VITO CORLEONE

All right.

CUT TO: Outside of the Corleone residence, Luca sits, rehearsing his lines -day

LUCA BRASI (rehearsing his lines aloud)

Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the

wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child, be a masculine child.

(then, starting over, which continues throughout the following dialogue)

Don -- Don Corleone...
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2013, 06:39:53 PM »
I remember a while back there was a thread ranting about giving "congrats" to being pregnant or something like that , now all these guys on this thread is giving "congrats" for something pretty much anyone can do ;D
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2013, 08:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on December 20, 2013, 06:00:07 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 08:23:12 PM »
Bro best news man. Always be grateful knowing this is both a gift and curse. I love my kids and they helped me realize what it means to wear your heart outside your body. until you have a beautiful piece of you now roaming the earth this is hardt imagine.
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 08:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on December 20, 2013, 06:39:53 PM
I remember a while back there was a thread ranting about giving "congrats" to being pregnant or something like that , now all these guys on this thread is giving "congrats" for something pretty much anyone can do ;D


All I know is that being a parent has brought me great joy and I can only hope BD has the same experience.  
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2013, 08:58:57 PM »
Destruction of your life awaits in that bulging belly.

Poor fuck.
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2013, 08:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on December 20, 2013, 06:00:07 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
Serious question, if avoiding hard work was a life long plan, does this mean you still want to live with your parents.
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 09:08:17 PM »
You got sum money man?
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2013, 09:11:31 PM »
Quote from: BDsauce on December 20, 2013, 05:50:00 PM
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o

home school it
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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2013, 10:11:03 PM »
Girlfriend?  Why have you not married this girl?  How does her father feel about this? 
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arce1988

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2013, 10:12:28 PM »
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they helped me realize what it means to wear your heart outside your body.

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2013, 10:19:08 PM »
Congratulations!!! So exciting
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BDsauce

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Re: I'm gonna be a dad!
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2013, 10:59:01 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 20, 2013, 10:11:03 PM
Girlfriend?  Why have you not married this girl?  How does her father feel about this? 
We'll be married before the baby comes...

Everyone is happy, we planned this.
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