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Alex23

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Marry me!
« on: December 31, 2013, 01:47:24 AM »
.. if I wasn't already.  ;D

Sexy as fuck.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 01:49:29 AM »
.. if I wasn't already.  ;D

Sexy as fuck.



Could you marry someone with smaller tits than yourself

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 01:51:33 AM »
.. if I wasn't already.  ;D

Sexy as fuck.


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shes not handling that gun properly

would not hit  >:(
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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2013, 01:53:21 AM »
Gun aside, looks like a generic 6/10

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2013, 01:55:12 AM »
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shes not handling that gun properly

would not hit  >:(

LOL good catch. You're on fire tonight / this morning.  ;D
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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2013, 02:04:19 AM »
Locket of hair falling onto forehead, would not hit.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2013, 02:10:58 AM »
Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2013, 02:13:39 AM »
Locket of hair falling onto forehead, would not hit.

LOL!!!! good one Corporal.
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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2013, 07:14:28 AM »
Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.

 deal breaker.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2013, 09:10:08 AM »
Improper technique, muzzle not pointed at the deck, obviously faking firwarm knowledge.

would not hi.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2013, 09:13:52 AM »
Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.

I hope you're trolling.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2013, 09:14:17 AM »
Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.
"2" middle fingers eh?

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2013, 09:17:20 AM »
Pretty. That is all. Carry on.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2013, 09:24:43 AM »
Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.


It's funny you bring that up, we did a study on that very thing in college, except it was how it correlated to homosexuality in men. It was the overexposure to testosterone in the womb that caused the smaller digit ratio in ring and index finger.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2013, 10:22:38 AM »
.. if I wasn't already.  ;D

Sexy as fuck.



She's cute as a button even if she isn't handling the weapon correctly

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2013, 10:25:44 AM »
She has a really pleasant and pretty face.

Obviously not good enough for a getbigger!!!
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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2013, 10:26:49 AM »
The face is her best asset, since i don't think she has a big gluteus

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2013, 10:29:47 AM »
Her hold is fine, finger is off trigger. Magwell is empty anyway.

Please tell me you put on those optics for the photo only.  :-\

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2013, 12:46:42 PM »
Get rid of the crappy A2 stock and put a Vltor on it.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2013, 12:47:37 PM »
  She is hot.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2013, 01:08:31 PM »
She might shoot your balls off during an argument about some random stuff.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 06:06:48 PM »
The face is her best asset, since i don't think she has a big gluteus

Judging by the swolleness of her right hip in the jeans I would surmise she has a good height to glutious width ratio.

Would hit.

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 09:19:21 PM »
daniel defense rail and eotech=would not hit!

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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 09:22:58 PM »
Fucking sexy. Would sleep with that in a heartbeat. Treat her right. Keep her clean and well lubricated. Hate to see her in the hands of that dirty  whore.
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Re: Marry me!
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2013, 09:23:40 PM »
would plow that butthole twice

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