Getbiggers vs office fattys

[calfzilla]

Lets post some of the stories of getbiggers owning the office fatties. I can't get enough if these, heard some great ones over the years.

I'll start.

Last week a fat lady coworker was visiting in my office just chatting and she brought all sorts of snacks.  
She was like "calfzilla you want some _?"  I give her a chuckle and say no I've ate enough already today I don't need any more. I could tell by the look on her face she kinda got the hint I wasn't  just talking about myself.

[kh300]

One time when I was a cop a fatass female officer told my sergeant that I wasn't following SOP (standard operating procedures)

I looked at him and said 'she isn't following the food guide pyramid'

[Big Chiro Flex]

Lets post some of the stories of getbiggers owning the office fatties. I can't get enough if these, heard some great ones over the years.

I'll start.

Last week a fat lady coworker was visiting in my office just chatting and she brought all sorts of snacks. 
She was like "calfzilla you want some _?"  I give her a chuckle and say no I've ate enough already today I don't need any more. I could tell by the look on her face she kinda got the hint I was just talking about myself.

Hog shaming is the only solution to the obesity epidemic.

[Roger Bacon]

One time when I was a cop a fatass female officer told my sergeant that I wasn't following SOP (standard operating procedures)

I looked at him and said 'she isn't following the food guide pyramid'

lol I bet serge had to laugh 

[Mr Nobody]

You want me call Terry?