Lobstah you realise you are Halo's dream woman?
NUH UH! I have a decent education, no children (and I never want any), and I generally use proper grammar and spelling. I also happen to have a job, fit none of the ignorant stereotypes, don't give a fuck about big arms or muscular men, and most importantly, I DON'T THINK RONNIE COLEMAN IS THE BEST BODYBUILDER EVER.
Sorry boo, but the only thing I fulfill on Anna's checklist is " black," and I'm sure my disinterest in hearing his theories on how black women think would certainly overshadow the charm of my cocoa complexion.
In short; NO.