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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2014, 08:17:31 AM »
She'll never have a heart attack. No one, including her heart, would dare attack her.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2014, 08:18:47 AM »
Some people wear spiderman pyjamas. Spiderman wears Lobstah pyjamas.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2014, 08:19:32 AM »
Lobstah is the original source of all human mitochondrial DNA.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2014, 08:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Pork_Chop on January 06, 2014, 07:33:09 AM
Yes agree  - she would look super hot with another 14lb on.

That pic is from her slender modellingdays, she is usually 20 lbs heavier
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2014, 08:20:06 AM »
I heard she sweats whey protein shakes.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2014, 08:20:48 AM »
I've seen her palm a 10-pin bowling ball.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2014, 08:22:52 AM »
Analysts predict Lobstah will make the sweet 16 in March.
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2014, 08:23:25 AM »
One day a Lobstah  went for a walk along the beach. She stumbled upon a Genie lamp, she rubbed it and the Genie came floating out. He told her that he was very old and she could only have one wish. Immediately Lobstah wished for world peace which would include - no more global warming, no hunger/poverty, no crimes, no more wars, and happiness for everyone in the world.

The Genie cringed and said "I told you I am old, a wish like that could drain my powers and destroy me for all eternity. Try something more practical please!"
Lobstah  thought hard, then finally she wished for a good man, preferably a black man. A black man that would cherish her, appreciate her, stay faithful, tend to her every needs, and spend all his spare time at home with their future family. The Genie made a long sigh and asked,  "What was that first wish again?".
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Re: i wonder what kind of woman is lobsta
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2014, 09:14:35 AM »
Quote from: che on January 06, 2014, 08:23:25 AM
One day a Lobstah  went for a walk along the beach. She stumbled upon a Genie lamp, she rubbed it and the Genie came floating out. He told her that he was very old and she could only have one wish. Immediately the black woman wished for world peace which would include - no more global warming, no hunger/poverty, no crimes, no more wars, and happiness for everyone in the world.

The Genie cringed and said "I told you I am old, a wish like that could drain my powers and destroy me for all eternity. Try something more practical please!"
Lobstah  thought hard, then finally she wished for a good man, preferably a black man. A black man that would cherish her, appreciate her, stay faithful, tend to her every needs, and spend all his spare time at home with their future family. The Genie made a long sigh and asked,  "What was that first wish again?".
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