Author Topic: an afro-american was the first youth to reccomend reading proverbs n the bible  (Read 1829 times)

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i was around 14 riding the school bus he was about 18-19 riding the bus i knew he had failed some grades an he was black. he was shredded too. i was like "how do you get the abs bro". he was like "i dont know man"

but then one day he was reading off shit from the bible, this wasnt some dorky black people were afraid of him, he respected me because i beat him in armwrestling on the bus but i was just a chunky kid and he was ripped.

i was like "hmm ok proverbs interesting shit"

now im sitting here contemplating another hiniken but not sure if this shit is damaging me or i should keep doing it. i almost feel like maybe it is not damaging because i feel like exercising alot more drinking beer with high carbs and low fat, i eat a SHITLOAD of quinoa seasoned with soy sauce and onion powder and veggies its delicious

ill know when its time to eat because ill get the cold chills or eye starts twictching but when i eat im fine. im all redfaced and exercising though when i hit the beers and feel fantastic, i never get hangovers with high carbs, like quinoa. I figure if im exercising more but taking alcohol as a booster and i dont really look bad i still look ok and dont get sick i guess alcohol is really just 'helping' me move my blood/energy/stored fats around 'more better' this why i can workout well after a couple beers.

so now im doing internet searches to gather some potential wisdom . googleing "verses about alcohol in the bible"

you know i hate reading the bible and most of it seems like bullshit, yet it is still an old as fuck book wich is pretty bad ass, and people get pissed off as fuck about it 'epic trolling '.

that being said i thought this was a great passage it seems the bible recomends boozing to be stronger

They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.
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another translation of the quote of king james

They have overcome me, you will say, and I have no pain; they gave me blows without my feeling them: when will I be awake from my wine? I will go after it again.
- Basic English Bible

to me that sounds bad ass

you see im NOT a risk taker never really did the hard drugs or steroids, i just try to find routes that show that beer is ok for me
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Wesley's Notes for Proverbs 23:35

23:35 Sick - I was not sensible of it. Again - At present my condition requires sleep to settle myself, and when I am composed, I purpose to return to my former course. this course could be exercising?

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Connecting the Neurotransmitters in the brain if a chemical imbalance is there is what Alcohol does makes you feel normal if lacking but taken too far has detrimental effects.

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this is hardcore i would try to live this way more

As for you, always be sober-minded, endure suffering, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry.
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Connecting the Neurotransmitters in the brain if a chemical imbalance is there is what Alcohol does makes you feel normal if lacking but taken too far has detrimental effects.
Isaiah 5:11 ESV / 9 helpful votes

Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening as wine inflames them!
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Connecting the Neurotransmitters in the brain if a chemical imbalance is there is what Alcohol does makes you feel normal if lacking but taken too far has detrimental effects.
Proverbs 23:20-21 ESV / 9 helpful votes

Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.
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Did he suggest reading by a pond?
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ferry was a freak of nature. i remember michael jordan paid off danny ferry
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ferry was a freak of nature. i remember michael jordan paid off danny ferry
He could rain 3's all day.