...and he dodges cars in busy intersections BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA bout pissed myself laughing at his "training regimen"
I don't trust a man who tells me he's never been in a fight ever or since grade school. I think you really learn a lot about yourself, good and bad, when fighting someone your equal. I can remember two days I felt most like a chest beating, testosterone beast of a man...USMC Grad day and the day I took a bad ass beating from a dude WAY bigger than me. Fucked him up pretty good but he beat my ass down. I think most men should try it. Seriously.
Sure would fix the inflated ego's I see walking around this fucking town all day. Watching the Seahawks game at a bar and as typically happens some Fohawk MMA shirt wearing douche comes in talking about his training and how he hopes to compete one day. It takes all of my mature grown up reserve to not beat that ass in front of everyone while screaming at the fuck to tell his 9 roommates to stop pouring the whole bottle of cologne on him every fucking time he steps out of this 2 bd rm apartment