You fail at getting an education and a real job?
Getting an education is probably the most useless thing one could do when it comes to getting "a real job", in actual fact I would go suffice to say it will probably count against you unless you intend on being a doctor, lawyer, dentist or work in a very specialist technical field.
For 98% of other job's out there it's pretty much useless.
By the way I have a 2:1 degree in International Business & Marketing so I speak from experience.
Only after University when I realized that it was next to impossible to land a meaningful paid job and with mounting student debts and very expensive personal habit's I had no choice but to work in a smelly call center selling telecoms services in telesales for £5.50 an hour.
I wasn't to know at that time that this would lead to me becoming sales person extraordinaire, winning award after award for performance, being promoted and finally head hunted in the end to become sales director for a rival company.
However, I wasn't satisfied with that because I was very ambitious and knowing my former boss's weaknesses which including snorting lots of cocaine in the office bathroom and fornicating with many of the female employee's there and having had access to the company database as well being very friendly with the top performing sales people in that organization many of whom were my personal friends it became increasingly obvious and clear to me that the path to success was to set up my own outfit and essentially stiff my old boss (no homo) and as they say the rest is history.