I arranged a meetup with a tinder sloot at a local bar yesterday night. She lives about 35 minutes away from my house and we both had friends going yesterday so we said why not, lets meet there tonight.
Girl is a legit 7/10 standards SRS. Very cute face, nice ass body and white as fuk teeth. No pics because of detectives but if she sends me a snapchat today i'll screeny it and upload it for you homosexuals.
Anyway, night goes on, i'm having loads of fun. Girl is fun and more importantly just as cute as she was in the pics (for you tinder bros you know how troll girls can be). Anyways, loads of fun, we're starting to get pretty drunk and we decide to hit the dancefloor upstairs. After a few minutes I have to admit i'm pretty surprised, she dances very very well. No brag but i'm a pretty fukcing good dancer myself (i'll let you guess why huehuehuehue) and usually bishes don't dance as well with me but this one did.
At this point I really want this girl back to my place at the end of the night. When 3am rings and she tells me her friends are leaving I just tell her to come back to my place and she agrees. I'll skip to you guys the details of the ride home but at around 3:45 we arrive at my house. Get in my bad, start making out, I undress her. Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree). I was rock hard. We're starting in missionary and I put my cawk in only to realise something's wrong. Terribly wrong. It didn't feel like a normal pussy.
Here's a little picture to illustrate it:
After thinking about it now I realise what the hell it was. Her poosay was not in the right angle and this is what made everything go oh so wrong. As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably. At that point i'm too drunk and don't give two fuks so I just kept smashing her hard than ever to make sure I kept my boner.
This is when it happened. This is the part that I couldn't understand for chits. As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.
I grabbed the piece this morning before throwing it outside
All in all it was the weirdest clap of cheeks I ever experienced but it fell just as good as it was wrong. Anyone have a similar experience to this?
