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self ownage....a clinic.
« on: January 26, 2014, 11:40:49 PM »
I'm walking the dog today w my kid... she's horsing around and playing with the dog, with her phone in her hand.

No sooner than I say   "Tay....be carefu......" BONG. phone hits the street face down, glass is shattered.

Of course I have something to say.."Come on ...you know better than that..be more careful....blah blah."

Fast Forward 20 minutes later... I'm putting new lights on her bike..my phone slips out of my pocket...I step on it accidentally.  Bong...glass is shattered.

"Come on Dad....you need to be more careful...hahaha  :D "


Wiseass.    Pwned  :P

Two broken phones in one day. Loving it .
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 11:47:49 PM »
Groink, living the dream. Big muscles, good looks, model citizen, epic father, nice car, and not one, but the owner of TWO cell phones.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 11:48:00 PM »
I'm a clumsy bastard with way too many things in my hands most of the time.  I drop my phone 2-3 times a day.  I use that otter case.  It works well.  

the ipad mini2.... that thing crushes way too easily
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 11:48:44 PM »
You own the cat phone correct?
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 11:53:05 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 26, 2014, 11:47:49 PM
Groink, living the dream. Big muscles, good looks, model citizen, epic father, nice car, and not one, but the owner of TWO cell phones.

HUGE muscles...I passed "big" decades ago.

And its broken cell phones
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 11:54:50 PM »
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 11:55:34 PM »
That was a boring story. You need to learn that no one cares about your dumb kid. Almost as shitty as Tedims story about his obese wife.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 11:59:03 PM »
you should not replace the phones

spend the money on gym instead


start trainer her hard
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2014, 12:00:13 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 26, 2014, 11:40:49 PM
I'm walking the dog today w my kid... she's horsing around and playing with the dog, with her phone in her hand.

No sooner than I say   "Tay....be carefu......" BONG. phone hits the street face down, glass is shattered.

Of course I have something to say.."Come on ...you know better than that..be more careful....blah blah."

Fast Forward 20 minutes later... I'm putting new lights on her bike..my phone slips out of my pocket...I step on it accidentally.  Bong...glass is shattered.

"Come on Dad....you need to be more careful...hahaha  :D "


Wiseass.    Pwned  :P

Two broken phones in one day. Loving it .

so may be she inherited the gene of not being careful with the mobile from you??..
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2014, 12:01:39 AM »
Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on January 27, 2014, 12:00:13 AM
so may be she inherited the gene of not being careful with the mobile from you??..
Atleast she is not a muslim.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2014, 12:02:36 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 26, 2014, 11:47:49 PM
and not one, but the owner of TWO cell phones.

hahaha!  ;D
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2014, 12:03:15 AM »
Going to have to repair a lot of tvs to get a new phone.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 12:03:55 AM »
what does "a clinic" mean? ???
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 12:05:29 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 27, 2014, 12:03:15 AM
Going to have to repair a lot of tvs to get a new phone.

Or bang your mother once. She pays top dollar for the pendulum of love.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2014, 12:06:38 AM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on January 27, 2014, 12:03:55 AM
what does "a clinic" mean? ???

It's the place you go to when that sore on your lip won't go away.

I was using it in a different context
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2014, 12:07:01 AM »
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2014, 12:12:18 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 26, 2014, 11:40:49 PM
I'm walking the dog today w my kid... she's horsing around and playing with the dog, with her phone in her hand.

No sooner than I say   "Tay....be carefu......" BONG. phone hits the street face down, glass is shattered.

Of course I have something to say.."Come on ...you know better than that..be more careful....blah blah."

Fast Forward 20 minutes later... I'm putting new lights on her bike..my phone slips out of my pocket...I step on it accidentally.  Bong...glass is shattered.

"Come on Dad....you need to be more careful...hahaha  :D "


Wiseass.    Pwned  :P

Two broken phones in one day. Loving it .
lol i bet she had a big smile when she said that to
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2014, 12:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 26, 2014, 11:53:05 PM
HUGE muscles...I passed "big" decades ago.

And its broken cell phones


Broken or not, you still own TWO cell phones.

I only one one.  :'( :'(
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2014, 12:28:23 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 27, 2014, 12:21:52 AM


Broken or not, you still own TWO cell phones.

I only one one.  :'( :'(

Things will turn around stud. Don't despair
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2014, 12:38:45 AM »
Two words: Phone Case.

I had a car run over mine, due to the 3 layer phone case, it was not broken at all. Not a scratch.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2014, 12:40:39 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 27, 2014, 12:28:23 AM
Things will turn around stud. Don't despair

Groink, but do I really need 2?
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2014, 02:20:48 AM »
Quote from: Parker on January 27, 2014, 12:38:45 AM
Two words: Phone Case.

I had a car run over mine, due to the 3 layer phone case, it was not broken at all. Not a scratch.


Holy shit!!

What kind of case is that?
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2014, 02:36:12 AM »
haha .. shit happens .. you can see your face in the first pic  ;D
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2014, 02:51:21 AM »
Pretty cool you have Booty as your wallpaper.
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Re: self ownage....a clinic.
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2014, 02:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on January 27, 2014, 02:36:12 AM
haha .. shit happens .. you can see your face in the first pic  ;D
lolo
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