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Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« on: January 27, 2014, 09:35:51 PM »
Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West



WASHINGTON—In a 45-minute video posted on Tibetan websites Thursday, Tsuglag Rinpoche, leader of the Buddhist extremist group Kammaṭṭhāna, threatened to soon inflict a wave of peace and tranquility on the West.

Speaking in front of a nondescript altar surrounded by candles, burning sticks of incense, and a small golden statue of the Buddha, Rinpoche did not specify when or where an assault of profound inner stillness would occur, but stated in no uncertain terms that the fundamentalist Buddhist cell plans to target all Western suffering.

“In the name of the Great Teacher, we will stop at nothing to unleash a firestorm of empathy, compassion, and true selflessness upon the West,” said Rinpoche, adding that all enemies of a freely flowing, unfettered state of mind will be “besieged with pure, everlasting happiness.” “No city will be spared from spiritual harmony. We will bring about the end to all Western pain and anxiety, to all destructive cravings, to all greed, delusion, and misplaced desire. Indeed, we will bring the entire United States to its knees in deep meditation.”

“Wisdom and virtue to America!” continued Rinpoche.
“Wisdom and virtue to all living things on earth!”

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2014, 04:59:04 AM »
Scary shit.


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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2014, 05:11:53 AM »
Religion of peace  ::)

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2014, 05:14:38 AM »
What Onion article did you link this from?

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2014, 05:53:26 AM »
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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2014, 05:57:49 AM »
The do not take change only dollars.

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2014, 06:27:39 AM »
In general, Buddhists are good people. :)

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2014, 06:37:12 AM »
If Islam is The Religion of Peace, does that make this The Religion of Death?
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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 08:50:00 AM »
Oddball of peace

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 09:08:54 AM »
In general, Buddhists are good people. :)
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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 09:12:09 AM »
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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 09:21:34 AM »
In general, Buddhists are good people. :)

should be the only religion allowed. the rest are fuck cunts

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 09:30:16 AM »
Isn't Buddhism suppose to be about a personal journey that you are to find on your own and not push on to others?

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 09:44:57 AM »
should be the only religion allowed. the rest are fuck cunts

I believe that the problem lies in many religious people, not their religions. They tend to judge on others.
As the Bible says: "do not judge so that you will not be judged."

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2014, 09:48:47 AM »
I believe that the problem lies in many religious people, not their religions. They tend to judge on others.
As the Bible says: "do not judge so that you will not be judged."
As the Bible "tells you", it doesnt "say"

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2014, 09:56:48 AM »
As the Bible "tells you", it doesnt "say"

Did I hurt your feelings?

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Re: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash...
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2014, 10:22:21 AM »
As the Bible "tells you", it doesnt "say"

Please don't be a gh15 troll AND a militant atheist

I don't believe in god, and you lads make me cringe so much

who cares what someone believes, go get you some head or something