That random pill on the floor in the gym

[ESFitness]

You know what I'm talking about. That frequently seen random pill on the floor in your gym. Do you ever just pick it up and eat it? Yesterday I saw a large whiteish speckled pill laying on the ground near the leg press and thought it might have been an old Anadrol 50 so I picked it up and ate it. Turned out to be a wintergreen Certs. Do you ever eat those random pills? 

sometimes i'll find them... they're usually blood pressure pills, but I 've found 2 full viagras and 1 half-Viagra as well. lol


... oh, and a 10mg Norco on the sidewalk in front of the gym once. (it was a good workout that day. lol)

[jr]

On the last day of my holiday in Thailand I threw into the garbage can 5 ampoules of bayer testoviron, a near full vial of unigen depo test, and a bottle of about 450 blue heart dianabol.

I was going to leave them on the floor of the gym I worked out at, but had no time.

[tommywishbone]

On the last day of my holiday in Thailand I threw into the garbage can 5 ampoules of bayer testoviron, a near full vial of unigen depo test, and a bottle of about 450 blue heart dianabol.

I was going to leave them on the floor of the gym I worked out at, but had no time.

Sir, respectfully, MADNESS! That's drug abuse.

[nasum]

One time I was out in a club and found an almost full blister pack of diazepam just lying by someone's drink. Come to think of they weren't on the ground so I probably just stole someone's anxiety meds.

Anyway, naturally I crushed up a few and snorted them, seeing as benzos and alcohol mix so well. Spent the rest of the night dancing in a queer dream-like state.

[ESFitness]

One time I was out in a club and found an almost full blister pack of diazepam just lying by someone's drink. Come to think of they weren't on the ground so I probably just stole someone's anxiety meds.

Anyway, naturally I crushed up a few and snorted them, seeing as benzos and alcohol mix so well. Spent the rest of the night dancing in a queer dream-like state.

I'd dropped my pager in a club back years ago and when I knelt down to pick it up next to the wall, I spoted a little white pill.. and another.. and another. all I all, I found almost 40 tabs. went to the bathroom and saw they were "white-fish" ecstacy. naturally I was already rollin on Green Tweety's (a good 80mg dose of MDA each), so I wasn't about to take a pill I wasn't familiar with so i checked them the next day on bluelight/dancesafe and the reviews said they were a 5/10 or something, with an estimated 70mg mdma or something (about 1/2 dose compared to blue euro's... hence the "blueeuro" handle I used to use), so next weekend I take 1.5 and find out it's some sooooooper speedy crap with a little mdma that gave a short 'roll' and left me feeling all cracked out and unable to sleep even though my body was fucking exhausted. horrible shit. reminded me of when I took phentramine as a preworkout and it didn't kick in until 10pm at night and kept me up for 2 days.

needless to say I sold them for $5 a piece and used that for sushi and primotestin money.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I'd dropped my pager in a club back years ago and when I knelt down to pick it up next to the wall, I spoted a little white pill.. and another.. and another. all I all, I found almost 40 tabs. went to the bathroom and saw they were "white-fish" ecstacy. naturally I was already rollin on Green Tweety's (a good 80mg dose of MDA each), so I wasn't about to take a pill I wasn't familiar with so i checked them the next day on bluelight/dancesafe and the reviews said they were a 5/10 or something, with an estimated 70mg mdma or something (about 1/2 dose compared to blue euro's... hence the "blueeuro" handle I used to use), so next weekend I take 1.5 and find out it's some sooooooper speedy crap with a little mdma that gave a short 'roll' and left me feeling all cracked out and unable to sleep even though my body was fucking exhausted. horrible shit. reminded me of when I took phentramine as a preworkout and it didn't kick in until 10pm at night and kept me up for 2 days.

needless to say I sold them for $5 a piece and used that for sushi and primotestin money.

You need to write a book bro. Sales would rival the Galeniko/No One publication. I'll pay for the first copy.

[CalvinH]

Well I'm with you there- but I sort of figured that if there was one AD50 laying on the ground, there were probably others laying on the floor some place else. Alas I'm still small but I do have minty fresh breath.

 

[_aj_]

You need to write a book bro. Sales would rival the Galeniko/No One publication. I'll pay for the first copy.

Here's the first draft...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=80846;sa=showPosts

[Ronnie Rep]

You know what I'm talking about. That frequently seen random pill on the floor in your gym. Do you ever just pick it up and eat it? Yesterday I saw a large whiteish speckled pill laying on the ground near the leg press and thought it might have been an old Anadrol 50 so I picked it up and ate it. Turned out to be a wintergreen Certs. Do you ever eat those random pills? 

[mdn250]

Always a pink 5mg thai dbol.

" Oh look....another stop sign "

[kreator]

lots of funny sons of bitches here

[38-26-40]

Lmao! From wintergreen certs to women's birth control...this is hilarious!

[thelamefalsehood]

Good thread Tommy. I always take a couple Tums while I workout, I get heartburn from the coffee I drink beforehand and this gets rid of it. I always get lots of people looking at me as I delve into my gym back to pull out those chalky little jewels. The younguns think I am pulling out my stash of oversized dbols I guess. And I do drop them all the time. I just leave them so old ladies will have something to gossip about or the future Ronnie Coleman can get huge off my fruit flavored Tums 1000.

[Ronnie Rep]

You need to write a book bro. Sales would rival the Galeniko/No One publication. I'll pay for the first copy.

I'll buy a copy!

[POB]

You need to write a book bro. Sales would rival the Galeniko/No One publication. I'll pay for the first copy.

Concur, his story's leave me wanting more. True or not some are gold

[AbrahamG]

My old training partner and I, in our youth used to enjoy putting our used needles/syringes into the ceiling tiles of a certain Powerhouse Gym in southeast Michigan.  We would stick the needle into said ceiling tile and pull the plunger down as far as it could go, so no one would miss it.  Also placing empty vials into unlocked, yet occupied lockers was also in play.  Good times.

[bigbadwolfe]

I got an awesome story about this shit but aint got time right now to type it got to get to work. Will share when I get home tonight. Trust me its a classic

[trapz101]

tommy is the type of guy that sees some white powder in the bathroom of the club

and starts rolling up a note yellow snow and then bring it home,melts it and shot them in the ass thinking it's high grade tren ace 

fixed

[bigbadwolfe]

Before opening my own gym last January I use to manage this place here in Ohio called Musclehead's Gym. It was a meathead type gym nothing fancy just weights and plates a few machines but it was a kick ass place for my type of lifter.

Anyhow one day I roll in and I'm doing some house keeping through out the place. Wiping shit down, sweeping the floor etc etc. Well I head in to the restroom to clean it and notice a small pill box sitting on the counter in the bathroom. I pick it up and open it up and it is filled with prolly a 100 or so little white tabs. Now I've been in the game for a looooong time and know a Dbol tab when I see one. I was like "OH SHIT" who's the dumbass that left these in here sitting on the damn counter like that?

I grab them up peek out the door and see Big Steve, I walk up to him and say quietly "you know anything about these" and I show him the box. He goes "what is it" so I open the box up and show him. He is like "Ohhh" and I'm like "Yeah Ohhh" who asks whose they are I let him know thats what I'm trying to figure out. I tell people all the time I dont give a shit what you do just dont bring it to the damn gym!!! He tells me to hold on them his wife might know who's they are.

So I ask a few others who they might belong to in the gym if they know anything about them and no one fesses up. So by now I'm kinda pissed off, well big Steve's wife comes in and I pull her to the side show her and she has no clue who's they might be. So by this time I'm pissed so I'm like screw it if some one is this dumb I'm flushing this shit before the PD shows up. In my head now i'm thinking someone is trying to frame us or some shit.

I take the pills in the bathroom and as much as it broke my heart to do so, I flushed them all of them. Yep like a 100 plus pills right down the shitter. I then go to the office get a piece of paper and write a little note. The note says "Who Ever the dumbass is that left their pills in my bathroom I flushed them, keep your shit at home"! I then folded it up and placed it in the pill box and put it back on the counter for what ever Jack ass it was meant for.

Well about 15 mins later a older gentlemen that would come in and ride our cardio bike walks in. He asks me if I happened to find a small pill box in the gym anywhere. I looked at him and said Umm yeah why? He tells me those are his pills to help make him poop!!! The guy has no lower intestine and needs to pop these pills all the time to help make him poop. I was thinking to myself like Ohhhh Damn how do I explain this???

So I look at him and go Ok put yourself in my shoes. If you managed a hardcore rough rugged very weightlifter friendly gym and came into the bathroom and found a pillbox full of pills sitting on the counter what would you think it was? He replied 'my poop medicine" I chuckled and said ummm no, how bout Dbol tabs? He replies WTF are Dbol tabs? Hahaha so now I really feel bad and have to tell him I flushed them.

Needless to say he did not take to kindly to me flushing his pills for him to poop Hahahah but he came around and understood and kinda chuckled himself when he read the letter!

Moral to this story................... .....................

Dont eat random ass pills off the gym floor cause they may loosen your bowels and make you push out a big shit when you think it might just be a innocent little fart!!!!

Hahaha TRUE STORY!!!!      

[tommywishbone]

LOL!   


Now that's a "random pill" story.  I still can't believe you potentially flushed 100 Dianabol tabs.

[bradistani]

[Rambone]

I'm purchasing 100 diarrhea pills and sprinkling them throughout the gym. Somebody will take the bait. Im also going to remove all of the toilet paper out of the stalls. A lesson needs to be learned not to take these mysterious floor pills. The risk outweighs the reward brahs.

[tommywishbone]

I'm purchasing 100 diarrhea pills and sprinkling them throughout the gym. Somebody will take the bait. Im also going to remove all of the toilet paper out of the stalls. A lesson needs to be learned not to take these mysterious floor pills. The risk outweighs the reward brahs.

Your crafty plan will backfire. I'll gobble up all of those pills and come in two days later sliced and diced. Don't dare a daredevil my friend.

wishbone > Munzer (RIP)

[Rambone]

Your crafty plan will backfire. I'll gobble up all of those pills and come in two days later sliced and diced. Don't dare a daredevil my friend.

wishbone > Munzer (RIP)

*(PIP)

[ChristopherA]

I'd dropped my pager in a club back years ago and when I knelt down to pick it up next to the wall, I spoted a little white pill.. and another.. and another. all I all, I found almost 40 tabs. went to the bathroom and saw they were "white-fish" ecstacy. naturally I was already rollin on Green Tweety's (a good 80mg dose of MDA each), so I wasn't about to take a pill I wasn't familiar with so i checked them the next day on bluelight/dancesafe and the reviews said they were a 5/10 or something, with an estimated 70mg mdma or something (about 1/2 dose compared to blue euro's... hence the "blueeuro" handle I used to use), so next weekend I take 1.5 and find out it's some sooooooper speedy crap with a little mdma that gave a short 'roll' and left me feeling all cracked out and unable to sleep even though my body was fucking exhausted. horrible shit. reminded me of when I took phentramine as a preworkout and it didn't kick in until 10pm at night and kept me up for 2 days.

needless to say I sold them for $5 a piece and used that for sushi and primotestin money.

MDA is phenomenal. Better than MDMA