Tips to stop masturbating?

[BigRo]

when YOU use steroids you should say. You dont know the size of my loads. Deviant lol fuck off.

[juicemachine]

when YOU use steroids you should say. You dont know the size of my loads. Deviant lol fuck off.

I see....

[hench]

First load is always a good amount. About a pint and a half 

your batches must not be very impressive

[kh300]

I talked to a college girl who said guys don't ever approach her on campus or at parties. Girl was hot as shit. My first thought was these pussy guys these days get their satisfaction off porn. How fucking pathetic.

Its becoming common knowledge that porn is bad for your brain. But what do you jerk off too? Do you beat off to a girl you saw at the gym when a real man is banging her. Now your hand smells like your dick when some dude is blasting a load on that chick. I think that's even more pathetic. Do you jerk off to a girl you know but are afraid to ask out? Well if you didn't jerk so much maybe you would have the motivation to do so.

Up next is everyone saying 'I get laid all the time but I still jerk off'. Sure sure sure. Your girl must be disgusting. She should be satisfying your every need. My girl gives me hand jobs on every command. I'm sure as hell not going to do it myself, I'd feel like such a loser afterword's.
 

[Natural Man]

anything in excess is bad, if you masturbate too often it probably means you re too stressed, frustrated, and masturbation is a kind of anti depressant.

[Nick Danger]

[Earl1972]

How to prevent masturbating? DO NOT TOUCH your cock. Not even to piss. NEVER put your hands on your cock EVER. NO MATTER what happens NEVER TOUCH IT. Now after awhile, you will end up a nut case but before that you will have such a HUGE HARD ON with your cock swelling, vibrating, pulsating, quivering, weeping, begging, crying - to be LOVED and paid attention to - but DO NOT GIVE IN. LEAVE IT ALONE. After awhile, IT will find its own way to TAKE CARE of ITSELF. And when sleeping, DO NOT lay on your stomach. DO NOT try to drill a huge hole in your matress because you are so damn hard and horny - IGNORE IT. When sleeping, sleep on your back. DO NOT allow your covers to cover your cock - the "touching" of your covers might be too much for your cock. Cut a hole in your blanket so your huge hardon can just stick out through the hole in your blanket - and "breathe"... DO NOT EVEN LOOK at your cock. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE on your cock. DO NOT LET the wind blow on your cock. PROTECT IT at ALL COSTS!!!! NEVER LET ANYONE get anywhere near your cock... PRETEND it really isn't there.... NEVER fall in love with your cock and do not let anyone else - Man or Woman - fall in love with your cock... After about twenty years of being so damn horny, then and only then can you LET a MAN take GOOD CARE of it FOR YOU - LET HIM HAVE that HUGE LOAD you've been "storing". ONLY HE WILL TRULY APPRECIATE and UTILIZE your WHOLE LOAD!!!!! It is NOT for you anyway. It is not yours to keep. And do not give it to any ungrateful females. Most of the time they don;t know what it is for anyway and couldn;t care less. You will be very happy - you WILL SEE....

[Teutonic Knight]

Musclemaus 2013 = Mastrubator character from 'Sons of Anarchy' 

[Primemuscle]

Not whacking off is hard but very worthwhile if you're not on any gear. My energy levels and my thinking are all topnotch when I don't masturbate.

I find masturbation very calming. It relieves a lot of stress.

[hench]

I don't understand why anyone would hold back from blowing their load. It's the best physical feeling a man can get. If you feel the urge bang one out, we're only here once, why deprive yourself of pleasure in the short time on this planet!?

[BigRo]

short time on this planet? feels like long enough to me