Shopping for women is a fucking nightmare.

[Uncle Junior]

....And DHL are a bunch of Cuuuunts!

End of thread.

[CalvinH]

....And DHL are a bunch of Cuuuunts!

End of thread.

Find out her shoe size and then get her some sexy heels.

[CalvinH]

Spooky, u a poker player?

Nope, but why is that spooky

[James28]

....And DHL are a bunch of Cuuuunts!

End of thread.

Hermes is x20 worse. Bought a new luggage set from John Lewis online, spent nearly £300 and these delivery company C/UNTS left my delivery outside in the rain. The worst rainfall on record and it gets left outside  . By the time I got home the box it came in was completely disintegrated.

Oh boy did I go nuts at their customer service whore. It's now being 'investigated'  

[Skorp1o]

Oh no, he bought her heels lol

Louboutins and you if you don't get head and anal on Valentines she's not a keeper.

[stuntmovie]

GIFT CERTIFICATES work well.

Second best is to go shopping on the AMAZON web site. Free shipping for Prime members.

Come to think of it, the only gifts and personal items I purchased during all of 2013 were ordered from the AMAZON Store and I think 90% of all non-perishable purchases will be done this way within the next couple of years.

"Gotta buy some Amazon stock!" ($361 and heading south!)

[James28]

Brent Cross?

That used to be my old shopping haunt for YEARS when I lived in Golders Green.

[James28]

Haha I used to live Golders Green too ages ago, on the Ridgeway, I spent a lot of money on William Hill in Golders Green, they banned me in the end. lol

Haha. No fucking way. I lived just down The Vale, a stone throw from the dentist office. Cheating old Jew.

Crazy small world.

I miss Golders Green. I bought in West Hampstead and whilst seen as more lively and things to do, I still prefer Golders. I'm moving to NZ next week and if I ever come back to London, I'll go back to Golders Green. There's something about the place for me that just works.

And I know the William Hill, just opposite the Sainsbury.

[Simple Simon]

Haha I used to live Golders Green too ages ago, on the Ridgeway, I spent a lot of money on William Hill in Golders Green, they banned me in the end. lol

Banned you for losing money?

[spiro]

What the hell you doing spending this kind of money? What do you need to buy a girl multiple perfumes for? What the hell is wrong with you? Buy her some flowers and chocolate and call it a day.

[James28]

Junior are you a Gentile or from the other side?

[Simple Simon]

Rishi Persad's dad was a punter there, used to be a mate (he used to own/race horses in Trindad), also I used to work for Betfair for a while and have/had connections there, used to run bets for him....rest is history, don't wanna get into it.

Good, I dont want you to get into it either.

[James28]

Yeah haha, did you ever play pool in Swiss Cottage (Ye old swiss cottage pool hall) behind the Odeon Cinema???

I used to live in Swiss Cottage as well, used to play footy in the square. lol

Ah no, never got down to Swiss Cottage much. Finchley Road used to have the Walkabout by the O2 centre years ago but I never went down any further too often.

Used to go into the North Star which is close to Swiss Cottage but not frequently.

You still in the area?

[James28]

Huh? What does that mean?

Hehe, it means are you Jewish? Only asking as practically everyone in Golders is a Jew.

[Shockwave]

Dieting on 600 calories? Dude, are you fuckin stupid?

[Simple Simon]

Dieting on 600 calories? Dude, are you fuckin stupid?

You need to ask?

[James28]

haha Lmao the North Star, used to get pissed there all the time, you know when you go up the stairs and there is a little balcony and little outside area upstairs.

Did you ever know a really old guy in the North Star called George or "Georgy", Redskin Indian, long white hair down to his ass, total gambler/alcoholic, wears a head band??

Oh and Green Cottage Restaurant is best fucking Chinese place in whole of London, fucking food there is glorious, I still go get food from there when I am not dieting etc.

Trying to remember if I've ever seen such a character in the area. Not sure. Haha, crazy that you've been there too. And I've been in Green Cottage Restaurant many times! All along there, China Garden (i think that's the name), guglee and some others. Bought my TV and surround sound set up in Richer Sounds in Swiss Cottage. I wonder if that's still there. I must look it up at some point

[Shockwave]

It works and all this too low calories is bullshit scare tactic shit, nothing wrong with 600 calories, fucking poor kids in Africa be lucky to get a meal a week.

Human body and mind is a wonderful piece of machinery that can stand many many challenges and onslaught.

Also I love the sense of feeling it gives me, almost a clarity of mind and spirit.

I know I am going on a tangent but It's hard to explain.

You probably think I am trolling you or I am cuckoo because you might not have experience what I am talking about but I am speaking the truth, the gods honest truth.

It's like a Zen like state.

Sometimes when I used to play poker for 72 hours straight with no sleep, I would not eat for days, it kept my mind clear in a way I can't explain.

Like it sharpens your senses to the point you can pick up on every little thing. Hard to explain, almost spiritual.  

I am used to it.

yeah, thats great if you want to look like a starving african child. Good luck with that. Most of us dont want to look like an auschwitz survivor.

[BikiniSlut]

You went out and bought a girl all of that? That's an insane amount of money to spend on anyone.

That's crazy generous. 

As a gift?

You are going to make her cry Uncle Junior. Ohmygod.

Are all British men this "too good to be true"??

[BikiniSlut]

yeah, thats great if you want to look like a starving african child. Good luck with that. Most of us dont want to look like an auschwitz survivor.

Hahaha.....sad but true.

He said he might possibly want to get down to 154 pounds. That's only 25 pounds more tha me. 

[TrueGrit]

Uncle Joon's real shopping list for this woman:

Gloves
Duct tape
Large knife
Cable ties
trash bags
back-up trash bags

[BikiniSlut]

Uncle Joon's real shopping list for this woman:

Gloves
Duct tape
Large knife
Cable ties
trash bags
back-up trash bags

Haha...he probably has that waiting for me. He is indeed a fascinating creaturr.

[liberty]

 
http://www.vermontteddybear.com/?tracking=80008974&utm_campaign=TRADEMARK&s_kwcid=TC|14372|vermont%20teddybear||S|e|32014110375

[TrueGrit]

Haha...he probably has that waiting for me. He is indeed a fascinating creaturr.

He is the best newcomer for years. I'm sure he wouldn't harm you ..... if you played ball.

[BikiniSlut]

He is the best newcomer for years. I'm sure he wouldn't harm you ..... if you played ball.

UJ is growing on bikinislut. 

I like his melodramatic ways. It brings excitement to my ordinary mundane life.