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Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« on: February 16, 2014, 09:37:26 PM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 09:40:25 PM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 09:43:36 PM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 09:53:20 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 09:40:25 PM
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Yes.....I can feel my eggs drying up as I continue to stare at this monster.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 09:54:26 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:53:20 PM
Yes.....I can feel my eggs drying up as I continue to stare at this monster.

lolol
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 09:55:44 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:53:20 PM
Yes.....I can feel my eggs drying up as I continue to stare at this monster.

Dont lie.... shizzo may be fat but he's not a bad looking guy.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 09:55:49 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:53:20 PM
Yes.....I can feel my eggs drying up as I continue to stare at this monster.

Good. No man will have to face our disgusting period sex ever again, then  ;)
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 09:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on February 16, 2014, 09:55:44 PM
Dont lie.... shizzo may be fat but he's not a bad looking guy.

He's like a 3/10. If he loses 70lbs he'll be like a 4/10.

1 and 2 are reserved for burn victims and those who speak like robots.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2014, 09:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on February 16, 2014, 09:55:44 PM
Dont lie.... shizzo may be fat but he's not a bad looking guy.

That body is enough to turn someone off.

I don't fuck his face y'know.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2014, 10:30:01 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 16, 2014, 09:37:26 PM
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Lamo! I saw this today...I wanted to post it but was lazy lol too funny!
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2014, 10:30:43 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:58:55 PM
That body is enough to turn someone off.

I don't fuck his face y'know.

Hahaa
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 11:48:26 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 09:57:48 PM
He's like a 3/10. If he loses 70lbs he'll be like a 4/10.

1 and 2 are reserved for burn victims and those who speak like robots.



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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2014, 12:19:59 AM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2014, 04:22:17 AM »
I pity the poor woman prostitute who has to endure sex with shizzo in his present condition.
His floppy tits hitting her on the chin with every thrust, his fat disgusting flabby cottage cheese textured belly rubbing against hers as he manages about five strokes before rolling off exausted , gasping for breath and covered in greasy stinking sweat.
Hardly every girls fantasy.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2014, 08:56:49 AM »
Quote from: FermiDirac on February 16, 2014, 11:48:26 PM





Lol yes I thought about that skit when I posted
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2014, 09:01:38 AM »
A fake name and telephone number are the surest form of birth control, but only for the man.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2014, 09:18:37 AM »
The army used to provide a solution...

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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2014, 09:21:35 AM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on February 17, 2014, 09:18:37 AM
The army used to provide a solution...


BCG's baby.

Birth Control Glasses.

Still distributed at Marine Corp Recruit Depot San Diego and MCRD Parris Island.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2014, 09:22:37 AM »
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2014, 09:24:17 AM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:58:55 PM
That body is enough to turn someone off.

I don't fuck his face y'know.

If Shizzo had the body of Greg Plitt you'd do him? :D
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2014, 09:35:22 AM »
Quote from: Shockwave on February 17, 2014, 09:21:35 AM
BCG's baby.

Birth Control Glasses.

Still distributed at Marine Corp Recruit Depot San Diego and MCRD Parris Island.

I was in the army over 20 years ago, but I heard that the army only recently decided to "update" the style...not sure if the update is more functional or if they are trying to make them look better?

I don't wear glasses, but I like the idea of BCG's...at least during training.  Not one pair got stolen (except for the occasional "theft" by the drill sergeants when knuckleheads left their areas unsecured).
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2014, 10:39:19 AM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:58:55 PM
That body is enough to turn someone off.

I don't fuck his face y'know.
You can sit on his face!
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2014, 11:56:16 AM »
Do her in the butt.  It's safe.
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Re: Most effective way to avoid pregnancy?
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2014, 01:55:05 PM »
Quote from: SaintAnger on February 17, 2014, 11:56:16 AM
Do her in the butt.  It's safe.

tdongs would disagree
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