Author Topic: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)  (Read 2387 times)

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Seen him post on bb.com alot, always complaining how he can't get a woman,seriously, how the fuck can he go that long with no success, he doesn't look hideously ugly, seems to have some muscle but lol@ the guys story

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I've always been forever alone... I'm not afraid to talk to women,  i am not afraid to be my goofy, silly self.... but tonight was really a horrible experience for me.

Heres a little back story..

-OP is 24 yr old virgin
-OP has talked to hundreds of girls, asked hundreds of girls for numbers/dates/drinks.. you name it... OP has been rejected 100% of the time
-OP has been turned down by every type of girl ranging from 1/10 whales to 9/10 HBBs.
-OP has had plenty of fish for 2 years, sent hundreds of messages.... 0 replies and 0 messages sent to me.
-OP has had tinder for 45 days now and not a single girl has clicked yes on him.
-OP is tired of being a virgin... and finally after failing hundreds of times OP decides to buy a hooker and get it over with the lame way.

But something horrible happened.

I went on backpage... i found a lot of whores there..... i picked out a sexy mixed black woman and gave her a call. Everything sounded fine on the phone.. she gave me more info and told me where she was staying (in a hotel)

I Drive to the hotel about 45 minutes away... i knock on her door... she opens it about half way... looks at me and says "eewwww no wayyyyy" and slams the door in my face.

I feel like the biggest sack of **** in the entire world.

100% serious thread. there is zero sarcasm in this post. plz respect the SRS tag. thank you.

The pictures attached are pictures of me.



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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 09:53:35 PM »
Obviously fake.  Short of a leper, a hooker would fuck anyone

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 10:44:16 PM »
Oh my god.

If this story is true it makes me want to cry.

However looking at those pics I don't think it can be......nothing wrong with how he looks at all.

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 10:50:50 PM »
The first pic of him is better. The second pic, he does not look too be all that good looking. Of course this is getbig standards.

The fact that even obese girls turn him down is hard to believe. He is not the best looking guy, but he looks to be in decent shape.

I am calling a troll job on this one. He may never be with a super model, but his looks can easily land him some sort of women.
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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 11:06:43 PM »
i found his "bodyspace".   clearly his problem is his high 70% body fat. plus women like a man with goals. 

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2014, 11:08:04 PM »
he does not look too be all that good looking. Of course this is getbig standards.

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 12:12:12 AM »
He's probably slow like Jason Genova.

That would be the only explanation.

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2014, 12:29:22 AM »
That sounds like a fuking curse hahahahaha!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2014, 06:18:20 AM »

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 06:21:12 AM »
Mayhap I am a bit mysogynistic, but I recognize one talent in women: they can smell desperation a mile away. Give this kid a Brad Pitt face and he'd still not get laid.

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 06:27:54 AM »
It's gotta be fake. 0 replies on POF? That's impossible. There's girls on there with extra chromosomes who'd message anyone with a heartbeat and a cawk.

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Re: What do you think this guys problem is? (Virgin who can't get laid)
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2014, 06:29:47 AM »
maybe he shows up in front of the whore's door looking like this

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