operator -"911?" (black lady sassy voice)
truant -"Operator, I need helpz. Someone is hurting my feelings on the interwebs. Can you send someone?"
operator - "ahaha... was whazz this of an internet nature I understand"
truant - "yes.... I need assistance. my life is circulating around the drain"
operatar - "ohhh oookay <nail clipping background noise>... woul' wanna press chargez honey"
truant - "yes, my feelings are hurts, I can't post anymore without being ostracized"
aparatar - "ah ah... no prablam sugar..."
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
