So I went to Jamaica a few years ago and climbed Dunn River Falls (whatever its called) and the idiot guides had everybody hold hands. So I got a man on one hand and a little girl, like 11 on my other hand. So we're climbing and I slip down on my knee and my head goes under the water. So the little girl starts trying to pull me up at the same time I was trying to pull my hand away from her as I'm 'bout to drown! So this tug-o-war goes on for like 3 seconds which is an eternity when you air is suddenly taken away, and finally I snatch my hand away and push myself up and breathe.
My cousin said my eyes were as big as 50 cent pieces...lol.
Needless to say I held no more damn hands.
Moral of the story? Don't listen to the local homeless dudes turned tour guides.