Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation
"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -
Hello"Talking swoller" -
I hope you are well"New West Gang splitters" -
I have some friends"Retard records mmm the gym" -
that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly"I just got back from the gym before show start" -
I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" -
I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" -
we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off"This is how a G hits pullups" -
This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300"
I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch"
I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight"this is how it's done for everybody out there"
Small children are beginning to look appetising"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" -
I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it."huff.. pufff" -
Meth is one helluva drug"that's about 40 pullups on GP"
I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia "I'll hit 60 no matter whut" -
It's a terminal case"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international" -
Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent"You know what it is"
You know what it is"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -
Thank you for watching my video"Rick Hard Records" -
?not sure if someone else can do better
