you and shizzo need to team up and produce a web series about deconditioning cult members...scoop up tbombz south American style, shouldn't be hard, just leave a trail of jesus pamphlets to your van.
Bring him back to your basement lair and hours of shizzo dancing and grinding on him with pasties on and a "goodrum" style white thong should break this evil Jesus spell.
I would gladly spend $49.99 for the honor to view this happen live on webstream
only you two can save him