Handler is nothing. She's on E! for cryin' out loud.

She'd never survive on any major network.
She had an NBC sitcom based on her life that flopped.
Her books aren't some super best sellers. I doubt her audience can read.
What she has is the gays because she puts them on her show. It's kind of like Kathy Griffin.
As for the mudshark thing, there have been strong rumors that she slept with 50 Cent.
Having said this, Morgan is a loser of epic proportions. I wouldn't be surprised if he hung himself.